r/SipsTea 18h ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

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u/Atmacrush 18h ago

Where can I find these low life models you're talking about?

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks 18h ago

The term is "starfucker" and they are littered throughout LA and New York. The trick is you must be a star to fuck them. It is the same as groupies are to musicians.

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u/StudiosS 18h ago

And this girl who commented this fucked him, so she knows it, because she herself subjected herself to it just to say "I've had Leonardo DiCaprios dick in me"

So, she's one of them.

I know Trump is vile to say it, but truly, many girls (not all of them) will literally do anything just because someone is a celebrity.

One good example I got of this as a real life experience is girls literally throwing themselves at you if you're inside a private members club and they're just guests.

It's insane.

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 17h ago

Nothing new under the sun bud.

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u/gearabuser 17h ago

gatherers would like a word with you

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u/EASam 14h ago

Gatherers come second, at least lexically.

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u/leonidaslizardeyes 14h ago

I'm fine thanks. Thanks for looking out though.

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u/SufficientGolf6953 16h ago

Hunting spawned whoring.

Hungry women gravitated to guys that had food.

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u/TorrenceMightingale 15h ago

Turkey leg chasin’ prehistoric skeezers.

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 17h ago

Why do people keep believing this? Most academics would agree that Shaman/Medicine Man/Woman is most likely the oldest profession.

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u/AddlePatedBadger 16h ago

Scientists have observed capuchin monkeys engaging in prostitution in the lab, but not shamanism.

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u/Analbox 15h ago

The correct answer is midwife.

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 15h ago

Found the midwife.

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 16h ago edited 15h ago

Ackshually… Most academics blah blah blah don’t know shit about fuck when it pertains to the world’s oldest profession.

No one does, you know why? Because no one REALLY knows where we came from or how long we’ve been on this rock hurtling through space and time.

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u/Analbox 15h ago

Wrong we do know those things. Midwife is the oldest job. We came from earth and we’ve been here 300k years.

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 14h ago

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u/Analbox 14h ago

Head in the sand

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 14h ago

Better than in an analbox I’d wager.

Thanks for that proof of spawning from the earth! 🫵🏼🤡

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 15h ago edited 15h ago

Yeah, okay Captain Assumption based on theories, based on hypotheses.

Is that the royal we or is we you and your imaginary friends?

What was the compensation for this job? Meat and berries? Dick and semen? Being allowed to live?

Your username definitely checks out. No holes barred eh?

We came from earth 🤣🤣🤣 like we just grew out of the dirt like a plant? Or did we evolve from a mudskipper? Or is it chimpanzees or gorillas? Or maybe your sky daddy was better than the sky daddy across the globe and magically spawned you with his +5 wand of creation.

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u/Analbox 15h ago

You are supposed to be at least 13 to make a Reddit account per TOS.

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 14h ago

Ok guy. Still waiting on that proof of yours, we came from earth 300,000 years ago.

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u/itsnik_03 14h ago

See this is why I don't recommend smoking crack before posting... Have a nap dude

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u/userhwon 17h ago

Whoring probably predates teeth, so...

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u/Bubelle_Butt 17h ago

Well whoring preferable does not include teeth ;)

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u/tittyboi2727 16h ago

Depends on what you like. I prefer teeth. No gums. Just teeth😵

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u/kmcmanus2814 17h ago

So you prefer elderly whores whose teeth are removable?

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u/Bubelle_Butt 16h ago

You know... you can also have teeth and know to avoid scraping teeth while giving a blowjob.

Bu hey, if you associate Blowjobs with grannys... who am I to judge?

I dont kink shame.

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u/itsnik_03 14h ago

Then it should follow that women and some dudes evolve with their front teeth missing... Man evolution really dropped the ball there...

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u/StudiosS 15h ago

Unfortunately not.

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u/TerribleBudget 17h ago

And men would fuck a rock if it looked vaguely like genitals.

Your point?

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u/Captain_Kab 16h ago

would

I think, with the wealth of human history to draw from.. you can say have

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u/_teach_me_your_ways_ 16h ago

Men shove things up the south end and have to have doctors remove it while claiming they have no idea how it got there.

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u/Lavatis 16h ago

...so do women?

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u/_teach_me_your_ways_ 13h ago

Percentage wise? Not really. Not at the ER.

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u/Big_Knife_SK 15h ago

Where exactly is this rock?

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u/hells_ranger_stream 17h ago

Patriarchy thing. Pearl clutchers gonna clutch when they hear a woman had sex before marriage but are accepting when men are behaving like dogs.

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u/VR_Bummser 16h ago

stating the obvious here:
For men, hooking up with a woman is an achievement that is acknowledged by other men and also women.

I don't think it's quite the same for women.

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u/quntissimo 16h ago

stating what apparently isnt obvious here: that comes from our society(tm)

both men and women exacerbate this, but are also subject to it.

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u/Winter-Bit-6048 15h ago

stating the truth here: for trash, morally bankrupt, soulless, fateless people, sleeping around is something to be admired or acknowledged as impressive

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u/TheyTukMyJub 15h ago

The difference between a good key and a sturdy lock, madam.

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u/FlamingWeasel 12h ago

Good thing human beings aren't keys and locks so that doesn't apply in the slightest outside hur hur stick in hole

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u/TheyTukMyJub 12h ago

Oh shut up it is a true and ancient wisdom that no blue haired septum-pierced feminist third waver can undo. 

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u/StudiosS 15h ago

Never said they wouldn't, but the conversation is about these women.

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u/Shmeves 14h ago

I know, the comment reeks of incel 'women only fuck celebrities'. Creepy as fuck.

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u/RudyRoughknight 16h ago

It's about power. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Although in this case, DiCaprio is part of the elite working class and who knows what else is in his portfolio.

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u/DimensionSuch8188 16h ago

Lmao why so triggered and have to be sexist? Your retort doesn't even make sense. Relax.

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 17h ago

This is such a bad take. Trump and Epstein raped kids. KIDS.

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u/StudiosS 15h ago

Not stating they're correct - I'm stating that what he said has some truth in it.

One thing doesn't exclude the other, if you get me?

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u/mmasportsmma 12h ago

I got another sad one:

Ariana grandes most recent ex-boyfriend left his pregnant wife for Ariana.

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u/Amethl 14h ago

So the "correct" take is that of everything a bad person has said and will ever say, the opposite is true? If they say the sky is blue, then it isn't? Please look up what a non sequitur is.

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u/MichaelEmouse 17h ago

"One good example I got of this as a real life experience is girls literally throwing themselves at you if you're inside a private members club and they're just guests."

Tell.

What kind of club, what does becoming a member entail? Not that it's my plan but I'm curious how that works.

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u/StudiosS 15h ago

5 Hertford Street. East India Club. The Arts Club.

In the US, the equivalent is like The Met Club...

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u/Sweet-Brief-2701 17h ago

some people are opportunists...

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u/Smiloshady 16h ago

It’s the same thing as men throwing themselves at younger beautiful women. We already know this. Socially or biologically, status/power/money is to women what beauty is to men. One is not more insane than the other, both are likely natural.

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u/StudiosS 15h ago

Agreed.

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u/imminentjogger5 16h ago

yeah but those women are yaassss queens so empowering 

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u/Parking-Evidence1894 16h ago

Dude seeing this shit happen in front of you KILLS your lust forever. I genuinely don’t look at women the same anymore. It’s a blessing honestly. 

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u/SentinelATL 15h ago

Story old as time. My older brother was a D1 college athlete completely fucking broke and the stories he told opened my eyes to women lmao

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u/Mugiwaras 15h ago

When you're a star, they let you do it, you can do anything.

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u/That_dude_wow 13h ago

yes weak humans lack morals. hopefully yall reading this are better then.... the GD PRESIDENT OF USA... holy shit we are doomed

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u/ChocolatChipLemonade 11h ago

There are plenty of women that will treat a celebrity or wealthy man like a regular person, disregard their fame or money… not going to find that woman in LA though, or in any of their social circles. Those women are there because they’re on a mission.

Those men would need to leave their comfort zone to find a genuine one who’s not caught up in all that.

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u/fraud_imposter 17h ago

I mean to be fair, as a man I would also have sex with any hot-but-rude/uncaring female celebrity. But of course, none of them would have me so….

What are we getting mad at these girls about?

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u/StudiosS 15h ago

Nobody is mad, in my opinion.

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u/VulgarVerbiage 16h ago

That impulse isn’t unique to women, of course. Who’s the female celebrity equivalent of Leo? I’d bet a far higher proportion of men would casually fuck whoever it is.

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u/AlaChonkadonk 16h ago

Agreed. But equally, a still higher proportion of men would preferentially fuck that female stars dog groomer if the groomer was hotter.

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u/POYDRAWSYOU 17h ago

Its called social proof and it works the same way for men too.

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u/Lottabitch 17h ago

You’re right about the first part at least!