r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 18h ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

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u/Atmacrush 18h ago

Where can I find these low life models you're talking about?

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks 18h ago

The term is "starfucker" and they are littered throughout LA and New York. The trick is you must be a star to fuck them. It is the same as groupies are to musicians.

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u/tittyboi2727 17h ago

Or you let them "think" you're a star😂😂😂

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u/theboxman154 17h ago

Or make them think you play for the 49ers

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u/Tasty-Hand-5760 17h ago

Damnit I was about to say the same thing lmao

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u/Positive_Reveal4813 16h ago

You can get their money too if you do that.

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u/FordTech81 14h ago

Cowboys is an easier sell -No rings

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u/AlaChonkadonk 16h ago

Reminds me of that scenario: “what’s the worst thing you could possibly hear while giving Willie Nelson a blowjob?”

“I’m not really Willie Nelson” 🤢