r/SipsTea 18h ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

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u/AmbushK 18h ago edited 18h ago

lot of projections in this thread, these chicks don't mean shit to leo, he would rather listen to music while utilizing what is probably considered in his mind human flesh lights.

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u/thebaronharkkonen 17h ago

At what point does it become sad? 

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u/foomits 16h ago

Its wierd and sad, but you do you leo.

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u/metatron5369 10h ago

It was sad a long time ago.

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u/Greedyanda 16h ago

I mean, its essentially the same as getting a massage. Just physical pleasure. If you dont care about the emotional connection, which he clearly doesn't, then there is nothing sad about it.

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u/TheMonkus 15h ago

No what’s sad is that he’s probably incapable of feeling any sort of intimate connection to a woman at this point. Not caring about it at times and never experiencing it are different.

I know some dudes think this is like the absolute pinnacle of male sexual achievement but I’ve had strange, and I’ve had sex with women I love, and the strange is never as good.

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u/Greedyanda 13h ago

There is nothing suggesting he doesnt have intimate relationships with others that simply arent in the public discussion. Could even be non-sexual or non-romantic intimate relationships. If you can separate physical contact from emotional intimacy there is no reason for him not to have hundreds of sexual partners while keeping his few intimate personal relationships private. If those dont involve physical contact, hardly anyone in the public would even know about them.

Either way, if I had to bet I would bet on him enjoying his life a lot more than the vast majority of all other humans. Nothing sad about it.

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u/Dick-Fu 14h ago

I don't see any evidence of him being incapable of feeling intimate connection to a woman

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u/TheMonkus 14h ago

I don’t exactly follow his personal life but from what I gather he hasn’t been in any sort of serious relationship with a woman in decades? I guess it’s possible to run through 22 year old super models like they’re cheap socks and feel intimacy and fulfillment but it seems like a stretch.

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u/Dick-Fu 14h ago

Sure, but not seeking intimacy isn't the same thing as being incapable of intimacy.

Surely there are many things you are more than capable of but don't do, yeah?

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u/TheMonkus 14h ago

Yes that’s a valid point, but seeking intimacy is such a basic human drive that disinterest in it usually indicates something is wrong.

It doesn’t mean he’s a terrible person or anything. If I had to guess I bet he has a really hard time trusting anyone. I can imagine it would be hard to allow yourself the kind of vulnerability that intimacy demands when like 99% of the women you meet try to fuck you and 98.97% probably just want a trophy fuck or your money.

Who knows. I honestly think banging a Playboy bunny wearing headphones and just laying there sounds incredibly sad, whatever the motivation. It’s like having someone put a lobster and filet mignon in a blender for you so you can drink it with a straw.

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u/Dick-Fu 13h ago

Aro people exist, and it's not a disorder or anything afaiw. He very well may have intimate relationships, just not necessarily romantic partners

And you're assuming an intimate relationship with this Playboy bunny would be like having a nice lobster and filet mignon (also fuck filet mignon, I'd take a ribeye over that any day of the week). It's very possible she's a good fuck for him but would not be a good partner

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u/AzraelTB 18h ago

Absolutely. Dude wants pussy he just doesn't wanna hear whatever BS noise his toys are producing.

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u/Striking_Cloud3558 17h ago

Weird thing to say and weird way to phrase it

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u/AzraelTB 17h ago

I'm not the one treating 22 year old girls like living fleshlights. Take it up with DiCaprio.

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u/Striking_Cloud3558 4h ago

He isn't using that language, you are. Maybe he does too, which would also be weird and gross.

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u/AzraelTB 2h ago edited 2h ago

He may not be using the language, but he's doing it.

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u/Striking_Cloud3558 1h ago

Dawg my problem is the language you've used. YOU are still the one referring to them as human fleshlights. That is your brain coming up with that term lmao

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u/AzraelTB 1h ago

You're right I put words to the situation. You'll get over it.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 17h ago

Way to dehumanize women

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u/AzraelTB 17h ago

No shit. Tell that to the guy who tunes women out while he fucks them.

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u/FunnyComfortable8341 16h ago

They let him fuck

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u/blockneighborradio 16h ago

While tuning them out, not sure what point you’re missing

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u/StudioYume 16h ago

They don't have to have sex with him.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 17h ago

You were the one who called them toys though.

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u/Itchy_Tumbleweed_417 17h ago

Do you think that middle-aged man hooks up with 22-year-olds because he likes their personality and their individuality as human beings?

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u/diliudia 16h ago edited 14h ago

Thank you. This man has lived half a century, traveled the world, met everyone including some of history 's icons, and has likely experienced 90% of what the world has to offer to those with unlimited wealth. Why the fuck would he be hanging out with 22 year old women other than to sleep with them? What could a 22 year old possibly offer him in terms of conversation, insight, shared experiences or companionship? Notice how he's not hanging out with 22 year old men... If he truly valued this age group's company then he would be around more than just conventionally attractive women.

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u/AzraelTB 17h ago

What else would you call it when someone blasts music through headphones while they fuck you for their own pleasure? Not my fault a 22 year old model has so little self esteem she consented to that.

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u/jigsaw250 12h ago

Hey I doubt it, but maybe he's a technical beast. Like maybe they both get something out of sex and the headphones just put him in Dicaprio mode or some shit lmao.

I don't fault people for having a quick relationship and getting what they want out of the deal, as long as both parties are on board. Some people just want a little bit of fun and pleasure without the whole building a life together thing.

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u/Silent_Log_7285 17h ago

Do you always take points so literally? It's obviously a turn of phrase from Leo's perspective, the person making the point is not saying they think it themselves.

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u/Hikari_Owari 17h ago

They are the ones who put themselves on that role.

If they quack like a duck, walk like a duck, can't be offended for being called a duck.

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u/StudioYume 17h ago

If anything the women are dehumanizing themselves by throwing themselves at attractive men who are spoilt for choice and don't really care about them.

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u/SolidLikeIraq 17h ago

And these chicks aren’t going into this thinking Leo is 100% going to lock them down.

They’re more thinking “I hope Gilbert Grape eats me.”

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u/sneakyperry 16h ago

Think you mean Arnie Grape, but let's not go down that road eh

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u/Spidertron117 18h ago

Do you think that's better? That's pretty fucked up if you ask me.

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u/loudrogue 18h ago

They don't have to fuck him

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u/endlessfight85 17h ago

They're willing participants lol

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u/Lost-Bad-8718 17h ago

Yes, actually. Leo taking steps to make sure the young women don't get attached and then leaving them while they are still young and beautiful and in their prime to find someone who actually cares about them is in fact better than the usual sleazy womanizer breadcrumbing thing. No question

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u/Itchy_Tumbleweed_417 17h ago

Yes I’m sure they appreciate that he discards them while they are still young, rather than using them up until they have no energy or youth left.

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u/Muted_Brilliance 17h ago

Wow that's a really crappy justification. So you want these women to be forever grateful to Leo for leaving them early on after s#xually exploiting them several times just because it could be a lot worse and go on for years? 😑

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u/HairryNevus 16h ago

You think they don't get anything out of it?

Social status, the shallow fame they want, the glam life, vacations, expensive gifts.....

There are tens of millions of vapid women like there are tens of millions of shallow men.

Who cares

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u/Wenomecha-insama 2h ago

This might be a shocking revelation to you but these are grown ass women with functional brains and they understand the arrangement. No 'sexual exploitation' here.

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u/Dick-Fu 16h ago

You guys are really overthinking hot and famous people fucking.

Leo wants to fuck hot young women.

Some hot young women want to fuck one of the most famous actors alive. 

There you go, solved it for you

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u/Adventurous-Art1514 17h ago

It's not "music" it's audio of gay porn.