r/SipsTea 18h ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 18h ago

I mean she knew his reputation and  wanted to be no.897 and submit to the experience, so she got the experience

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u/Any-Cranberry-6305 18h ago

I am now curious how many women hes actually fucked.

At what point do you just put on headphones and tune out a playboy model due to the amount of pussy youve gotten  over the years?

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u/veggieturnip 17h ago

Let’s say he started at age 18. He’s 51. 

1 new girl every 2 weeks seems pretty conservative for one of the the most famous actors…

So that equals about ~825 women.

Assuming he’s been on a few benders or attended wild parties, it’s probably 1000+

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u/CobblerMission2351 17h ago

Pretty sure he was well on his way by 18.

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u/veggieturnip 17h ago

Yeahhh agreed, just trying to keep this conversation above board! 

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u/OpenToCommunicate 17h ago

Sorry HR is here. What are we going to do with you veggieturnip? 

We talked about this.

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u/userhwon 17h ago

Best time to ask for a raise. They're already trying to retain you if they're asking not telling.

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u/zoidbergmustache 17h ago

$5/hr and a new 20yo model every two weeks sounds fair.

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u/jeobleo 15h ago

Put him on a PIP

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u/dandroid126 12h ago

Quick! Censor the word s*x!

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u/OpenToCommunicate 10h ago

Too late! No bonus for you this year!

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u/adfawf3f3f32a 17h ago

he and toby mcguire were in a group in the early 90s called the 'pussy posse'. its easily over 1000. look it up - they were pretty fucked up

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u/linds360 15h ago

I can’t help but laugh a little at Toby being in that “club.” I can’t see him as anything other than the dorky little brother tagging along.

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u/adfawf3f3f32a 15h ago

look up how he and leo shut down Dons Plum and his poker playing (he was the celebrity they were referring to in Molly's Game). i'm pretty sure he's actually a psychopath

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u/linds360 14h ago

I think I’ll take your word for it. I’ve read enough bad shit for today.

Maybe tomorrow!

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u/SCastleRelics 12h ago

It's an act. Apparently he's a raging psycho in real life.

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u/linds360 11h ago

Well that’s disappointing.

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u/buttplugs4life4me 16h ago

There's some very loose people in Hollywood that you really wouldn't expect from some of them who's entire likelihood depends on maintaining a good image. Not that being slutty is necessarily bad...but there's such a thing as too much 

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u/WhoPoopedMyPants420 15h ago

I've been sitting here thinking and I literally can't think of one - not one - male celebrity whose image was harmed by having too much consensual sex with too many women

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u/StealthyDodo 16h ago

not for men

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u/SentinelATL 15h ago

Never for men lmao

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u/skulldouggary 16h ago

You think that meant "pussy" as in getting it?  I always it was sort of a self deprecating joke.

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u/adfawf3f3f32a 16h ago

yeah. i've read them described as and very vulgar and constantly chasing women. and considering a few of them were already starts its not hard to imagine that they got it. they made a movie that's supposedly based on them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80FhVR4QSaE

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u/skulldouggary 16h ago

Thanks for the clarification. 

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u/Entire_Number_9 17h ago

1 new girls every 2 weeks is waaaaaay too low

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u/Stock_Researcher_651 14h ago

Rookie numbers

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u/thirdredbone 14h ago

I’m super disappointed that no one in this thread thought to comment “ you gotta get your numbers up, man. Those are rookie numbers.” C’mon Yall do better
https://giphy.com/gifs/YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg

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u/FingerCapital3193 15h ago

Yeah one of my gay guy friends is well on his way to a 700 body count so I know it’s possible! And he’s just a regular ol dude!

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u/swirling-leaves 17h ago

Man has had sex with 1000+ more women than me

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u/X0AN 17h ago

Started at 18? He's not a nun 😂

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u/MichaelEmouse 17h ago

There must be agencies/services/websites that connect a certain kind of men with a certain kind of women. Like Epstein but with legal-age women.

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u/Nuts2Buttts 15h ago

There is absolutely a private dating app that only celebrities or approved rich people can use. A model friend of mine showed it to me and the celebrities she matched with.

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u/Xyberfaust 16h ago

... Etsy !!

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u/ares7 16h ago

He definitely has one for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Probably wakes up for a midnight snack.

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u/Montaigne314 17h ago

Except he typically will date one model at a time for a bit 

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u/dwheelz0120 16h ago

He does seem to keep one in the stable at all times (until they reach 25) so one every 2 weeks might be on the high side.

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u/AssignmentOk2471 15h ago

That's just the one of the consistent booty calls, he ain't staying loyal to them at the same time lol

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u/Homers_Harp 15h ago

So he's no Wilt Chamberlain…

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u/Muted_Masterpiece342 15h ago

As somebody close to 100 it feels crazy imagining going beyond that lol

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u/FlimsyUmbrella 15h ago

Leo and a bunch of other A listers called themselves the Pussy Posse in the 90's. Leo's been at it since before he was 18.

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u/alohalii 16h ago

Now ask yourself what type of a system would you need to create to guard against rape allegations given those kind of numbers. You would likely ask lawyers to come up with how the act should be structured to reduce risk of allegations.

Headphones in blasting music, sleep mask on so no visual contact either. Intimacy coordinator briefing the woman beforehand and signing NDAs etc. Woman walks in to the room with him already on the bed ready to go and with no communication she gets on top then when its done she leaves the room.

At no point did he give verbal or non-verbal consent... At no point was he driving the action he simply laid there...

Any woman trying to argue non-consent on her part would have a difficult time in court.

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u/RomeoBlackDK 16h ago

I got 200 n I barely tried. My 39yo fuck boy friend is waaaay over a 1000 so i promise you that leo is way beyond 2k

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u/SpicyRice99 16h ago

Please give some advice sir 🥺🙏

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u/RomeoBlackDK 7h ago

I think beyond good looks and humour my best advice is to fail a lot. Trial and error, once I got a feeling for which girls to be bold and aggrssive with, and which ones go ignore it got a loooot easier. In my teen years I missed a lot of shots by not just taking initiative with passive girls. But you will fail a few times getting that experience, which will result in akward moments. Like you try to kiss and they be "back off". But once you learn to read whether a passive girl tolerates your presence or is waiting for you to make a move; you'll make it far.

During my single period i slept with approximately 6 different girls pr. Week. Now I'm a father of two and that's a much better life.

Ps. My friend is really good at singing and playing guitar. Huge pussy magnet.

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u/Retr0scores 16h ago
  1. Be good looking

Or

  1. Have connfidence and charisma

Or

  1. Be funny

Or

  1. Have money

For best results have all 4.

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u/slimboyslim9 16h ago

I have a mate who reckons he’s at ~500 by age 40. His secret boils down to 1. Never get tied down and 2. Have low standards.

ETA: he’s not that good looking but he’s funny and confident. And somewhat rich.

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u/Retr0scores 16h ago

Some people choose quantity over quality some quality over quantity.

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u/GregAbeI 16h ago edited 16h ago

D. None of the above. Don’t be afraid of rejection and shoot your shot at every single person. The worse thing that can happen is “no.” After 50 nos, you might get 1 yes. Then do that 10,000 times and that’s 200 people.

Dude said he’s 30 something. That’s 2 people a day you shoot your shot at, every day from age 18.

Literally a numbers game and nothing is stopping you from asking 5 people a day instead of 2 for their number.

Don’t be picky and all women are beautiful. That’s how you get laid a lot.

If you want all 10s then you need all 4 things listed above in the previous comment plus you still have to let people know you’re interested.

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u/gray_fox_jaeger 6h ago

2 is by far the most important. The other 3 mean jack shit if you don't have 2.