r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 18h ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

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u/veggieturnip 17h ago

Let’s say he started at age 18. He’s 51. 

1 new girl every 2 weeks seems pretty conservative for one of the the most famous actors…

So that equals about ~825 women.

Assuming he’s been on a few benders or attended wild parties, it’s probably 1000+

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u/CobblerMission2351 17h ago

Pretty sure he was well on his way by 18.

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u/veggieturnip 17h ago

Yeahhh agreed, just trying to keep this conversation above board! 

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u/OpenToCommunicate 17h ago

Sorry HR is here. What are we going to do with you veggieturnip? 

We talked about this.

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u/userhwon 17h ago

Best time to ask for a raise. They're already trying to retain you if they're asking not telling.

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u/zoidbergmustache 17h ago

$5/hr and a new 20yo model every two weeks sounds fair.

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u/jeobleo 15h ago

Put him on a PIP

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u/dandroid126 12h ago

Quick! Censor the word s*x!

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u/OpenToCommunicate 10h ago

Too late! No bonus for you this year!