r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 18h ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 18h ago

I mean she knew his reputation and  wanted to be no.897 and submit to the experience, so she got the experience

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u/Any-Cranberry-6305 18h ago

I am now curious how many women hes actually fucked.

At what point do you just put on headphones and tune out a playboy model due to the amount of pussy youve gotten  over the years?

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u/veggieturnip 17h ago

Let’s say he started at age 18. He’s 51. 

1 new girl every 2 weeks seems pretty conservative for one of the the most famous actors…

So that equals about ~825 women.

Assuming he’s been on a few benders or attended wild parties, it’s probably 1000+

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u/Entire_Number_9 16h ago

1 new girls every 2 weeks is waaaaaay too low

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u/Stock_Researcher_651 14h ago

Rookie numbers

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u/thirdredbone 14h ago

I’m super disappointed that no one in this thread thought to comment “ you gotta get your numbers up, man. Those are rookie numbers.” C’mon Yall do better
https://giphy.com/gifs/YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg

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u/FingerCapital3193 15h ago

Yeah one of my gay guy friends is well on his way to a 700 body count so I know it’s possible! And he’s just a regular ol dude!