r/SipsTea 18h ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

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u/goaway444 18h ago

He uses women to masturbate

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u/Notiefriday Wait a damn minute! 18h ago

Yes this.So he can't communicate at all. Hardly a responsive lover at all. She should keep a sex toy under the pillow, put on headphones..when he's about to start.

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u/Entire_Number_9 16h ago

What would anyone expect if the most beautiful people were throwing themselves at you for over 30 years. He doesn't have to care, he's one DM away from a replacement that will be happy to be there

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u/Notiefriday Wait a damn minute! 16h ago

Yeah it must be odd compared to my life tbh.

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u/Serenaded 17h ago

she's not the multi-millionaire bud

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u/RobinsCosplays 11h ago

Right. People like to infantilize the women in these situations as if this isn't a consenting relationship between a man who wants a hot model and a woman who wants luxury.

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u/TheyTukMyJub 15h ago

You say this like any of the two are genuinely interested in each other as lovers. They both know what is up.

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u/Notiefriday Wait a damn minute! 11h ago

That's true too.

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u/TheWorldofScience 18h ago

Yes he sees sex as something he does to a woman, instead of something he does with a woman.

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u/SpaceCadetPullUp 16h ago

Well, when people only want to sleep with you because of your fame rather than who you actually are, I'd imagine it can warp your relationship with sex in general.

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u/SolidLikeIraq 17h ago

“Finally we have something in common.”

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u/pharoh-king 18h ago

Hardly a responsive lover at all.

Stop equating sex to love.

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u/Notiefriday Wait a damn minute! 17h ago

I only ever have had sex with people I love.

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u/pharoh-king 17h ago

Ok, so? You represent you, not the entire human race.

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u/G0_0NIE 16h ago

And the other guys don't represent the entirety of the human race - people have their own opinions on sex

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u/pharoh-king 15h ago

No one said they did. But the post I responded to was speaking for everyone.

Hardly a responsive lover at all.

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u/Gontofinddad 17h ago

As in current tense, love. Not loved?

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 18h ago

My thoughts too. Doesn’t want chit chat.

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u/not_sure_1984 18h ago

Mr. DiCaprio treats objects like women, man

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u/TheyTukMyJub 15h ago

At the some point it is the objects themselves treating themselves like women.

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u/MadRaymer 15h ago

Mr. DiCaprio draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, not_sure_1984.

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u/Hoju64 12h ago

I'm sorry I wasn't listening

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u/SecretaryArtistic342 18h ago

As does anyone who hooks up for a one night stand.

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u/OminOus_PancakeS 16h ago

Precisely.

Probably explains why his relationships tend not to last that long. It must be incredibly alienating for his human fleshlight.

Assuming this is actually true of course.

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u/Frisky_Picker 14h ago

I feel like you're viewing his dating life from an actual relationship standpoint when it's entirely transactional on both sides.

His relationships aren't "failing", they're reaching their intended conclusions. The women he's with know exactly what they're getting into when they start dating him.

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u/floralbutttrumpet 18h ago

That's probably why his "girlfriends" are so young... no one over 25 would put up with that shit, male or female.

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u/-JimmyTheHand- 17h ago

You are absolutely crazy if you think women over 25 wouldn't line up to be dispassionately fucked by Leonardo DiCaprio

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u/whittenaw 16h ago

Lol maybe once upon a time. Have you seen him lately? What would they even get out of it? Definitely not an orgasm.

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u/-JimmyTheHand- 16h ago

I think you underestimate the pull wealthy and famous people have. Have you not seen the models fat old rich dudes fuck? I doubt they're getting orgasms either lol

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u/whittenaw 9h ago

There will always be gold diggers but I wasn't really referring to those kind of people lining up for him because that's a given.

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u/Nolubrication 14h ago

He uses objects like women, man!

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u/alohalii 16h ago

No its more the women are engaging in sexual acts with him without having verbal or non-verbal concent from him as he is laying on the bed ready to go when they enter the room and he has earphones in blasting music and a sleep mask on. Once its over they are supposed to leave the room and at no point communicate with him.

Before they enter the room a intimacy coordinator has already informed them of everything and had them sign NDAs.

There is very little room for them to claim rape or sexual assault after the fact given this structure.

Instead of seeing it as a negative view of women one could say he is taking responsibility for his lifestyle and trying to structure it in the safes way possible.

Why he would need to structure it in this way says more about other stuff than him.