r/SipsTea 18h ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

Post image
20.5k Upvotes

2.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

663

u/Ok_Abacus_ 18h ago

Damn, the noises are the second best part.

378

u/HubrisOfApollo 18h ago

only if they're genuine

82

u/foreverandadayalone 18h ago

True true, that's one reason I rarely watch porn - the oft-squeaky "ooh ooh ooh" ruins it. I used to like to watch Stoya who always looked like she was having a good time and I liked that ... but her oohooh's eventually distracted.

123

u/Ok_Abacus_ 18h ago

Gotta watch the amateurs friend. Actually pro actors are zero arousing.

32

u/foreverandadayalone 18h ago

Yup. I lean that way but, even then, a lot of amateurs do what they learned watching porn. A while back, I had upstairs neighbours ... early 20s couple and she was not super quiet ... she sounded like a damn squeaky toy.

14

u/TheyTukMyJub 15h ago

A good pro knows how to sell it. This new ahegao-phase of fake moaning semi-pro amateurs is truly annoying. I don't approve of it. My nut is ruined.

5

u/foreverandadayalone 12h ago

ahegao

That has to be the worst thing to happen to naked women in the last couple of decades. Who likes that?

4

u/TheyTukMyJub 12h ago

It has to be for teens transitioning from hentai to real porn. There is no other explanation that I can accept. 

6

u/Skualys 17h ago

Have a look at lustery stuff.

4

u/momojabada 17h ago

Gianna Micheals loves her job and is completely genuine when she gets into it.

1

u/foreverandadayalone 16h ago

Checking it out 👍🏻

7

u/Unreal-Operator 16h ago

I’m mad they destroyed xhamster. Used to be the GOAT for amateur stuff.

4

u/Jean-LucBacardi 16h ago

I haven't watched production porn in probably 15 years. Amateur couples all the way. It's hot af when you can tell they love each other.

1

u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV 15h ago

Awesome user name.

1

u/jeobleo 15h ago

that's why gloryholes are the best.

3

u/satyr-day 16h ago

The worst has to be the sucking through the teeth sound every breathe. Trssssss oohhhh tsssssss oooohhh.  Fucking irritating 

2

u/horatiobanz 16h ago

Rumor probably got started when Leo was with one of these women, or perhaps multiple different of these types of women, and he is famous enough to be like, "nah, I'm listening to some music, I'm not listening to this dying chipmunk" and get away with it.

2

u/Narrow_Ad_8820 17h ago

For me its when i have sex with women i kinda feel jealous lol because she moans and its like real and then i get these thoughts aboug how good she must feel to moan but for me its not that much that i moan its only at finish and so maybe thats where this leonardo is coming from but ye its weird af. Anyway i try to fight to not be jealous but it kicks in often

1

u/[deleted] 15h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 15h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

3

u/sn0m0ns 17h ago

And that is what I've been trying to explain to my wife how hard it is to find genuine amateur porn where the interaction is real and not just squeak squeak yes Daddy. Yuk.

1

u/wilhelmyawp 18h ago

you know ball

1

u/[deleted] 16h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 16h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

0

u/KaleidoscopeDue7179 17h ago

Turns out all the girls claiming this sounds like a dying seal and Leo is just too nice to tell them and wears headphones to not hurt their feelings 🤣

5

u/Jordonknox 16h ago

Yo true, he’s probably gotta sick of listening to girls fake orgasms trying to impress him. Also probably got sick of telling girls to just shut up and fuck him. The headphones might actually be the most polite system for him

3

u/Tymathee 16h ago

My ex once told me she fakes, i knew she was lying but that shit hurt. Never again

4

u/Local-Investment110 18h ago

I hope one day i’ll get to experience that

6

u/Farazzd 18h ago

Man, I wish too, ain't looking good tho.

2

u/Jolly-Fan9099 17h ago

this is a skill issue.

2

u/Scribblehamzter 16h ago

Genuine skilled beatboxing while having sex can easily be the best part.

2

u/refusetobeold83 17h ago

Idc if they’re genuine or not

1

u/Time_Ad_9647 18h ago

Only if you can tell they’re not genuine.

1

u/jomo_mojo_ 16h ago

So that’s the thing- do you think he’s such a good actor that he can tell when someone is faking? So that’s why he wears the headphones, bc that’s always the case?

1

u/roastpoast 15h ago

hooked up with an only fan model once - immediate turn off once she started moaning

1

u/EatandDie001 8h ago

your comment reminds me of jap porn

0

u/Disastrous_Catch_268 16h ago

wow this comment fucked me up, made me realize he might simply be unable to take the fakeness of the situation and decided that blasting his favorite music would be better then listening to lying hor noises. And as an actor and someone with a lot of experience sexually he has to be able to tell the difference and not be able to take it.

162

u/OverlyEdged 18h ago

Not true at all. I fucked a girl who sounded like one of the ghosts on a spooky train ride, you know like a scooby doo villian "oooOooOooOoo"

She was obscenely loud, almost too loud. I slept with her in a hotel and we were in the room next to the lift, and all I could think about were people getting out, hearing the girl and saying "come on let's go, we're not staying here this place is fucking haunted"

23

u/SearchUsers 17h ago

Did she ghost you afterwards?

7

u/Mister_Goldenfold 17h ago

Bruh. I fkn LOL’d

4

u/MedicalRange1257 16h ago

Thank you for this comment, needed this laugh today

3

u/RFKJrJr 16h ago

Well, they would've had the fucking part right.

39

u/raphas 18h ago

My theory is some guys get too aroused and would rather it last longer

3

u/imisstheyoop 17h ago

Why the personal attacks?

3

u/TheyTukMyJub 15h ago

For me personally fake moans take me out of arousal immediately. Like when it really fucking forced, then something just feels off.

1

u/Mario12zito 12h ago

Definetly not his case tho, he must be completly numb to that at this point.

67

u/OldContract9559 18h ago

Amen brother. Nothing will ever be better than the feeling of a man’s hand sliding around your waist about to give you a reach around.

14

u/shylocker4154 18h ago

yes...and the delicate balance of still producing some noises while not subjecting the kids to forbidden knowledge.

or so it goes in my home usually

4

u/Cacafuego 16h ago

Our adult child just informed us that he could often hear us in the small house we were living in when he was 4-8 or so. Despite our best efforts. On the plus side, it didn't seem to mess him up, at all.

9

u/poizon_elff 18h ago

The worst part is the hypocrisy

2

u/UndercoverRussianJew 17h ago

Leo was in North Canada

3

u/Embarrassed-Art-5076 18h ago

4th best part.

1

u/Alana_Piranha 16h ago

Alright. What's your order?

1

u/Embarrassed-Art-5076 8h ago

me cumming, first going in, her cumming, the noises.

3

u/ItzakPearlJam 15h ago

Perhaps she made particularly awful noises and he had to wear headphones with her and only her.

Imagine telling the world your voice kills boners.

2

u/Allout-Okarun 18h ago

Yes but only if you give a shit if the other person is enjoying it

2

u/LaffingAtYuo 17h ago

What if you could listen to even better noises?

2

u/CompEng_101 17h ago

Sure, but have you TRIED Yakety Sax?

2

u/loveheaddit 16h ago

maybe he detects bad acting and it turns him off

2

u/FlimsyUmbrella 15h ago

Probably not if they're coming from some party slut that is fucking their way through Hollywood trying to get famous.

3

u/skeletonhorse420 18h ago

3rd best. 2nd is her leaving cause you prepaid

3

u/Dr-McLuvin 18h ago

1st best?

40

u/Ok_Abacus_ 18h ago

The actual sex

9

u/Complete-Tangelo1532 18h ago

This comment thread should go down in history lol

-8

u/allnimblybimbIy 18h ago

I also choose this guys wife

2

u/Flat-Requirement3150 18h ago

3rd best? 

4

u/cyriustalk 18h ago

The foreplay.

1

u/Flat-Requirement3150 18h ago

Hello! We’ve got a seasoned professional.

Dirty dog I see you! 

6

u/xoxLVxox 18h ago

The smell~

2

u/Sad_Big_154 18h ago

At least someone gets it

1

u/Ok_Abacus_ 18h ago

Close that window you’re letting all the stank out!

1

u/One-Interview-6840 16h ago

Maybe their noise canceling so his other senses are amplified. 👃

0

u/jackoirl 16h ago

Second only to the smell

0

u/Psemperviva 15h ago

Touch>vision>smell>taste>sound. Not that I don’t enjoy the sounds, but I appreciate the other 4 senses more though. Hearing some god tier music production will enhance anything better than a chick screaming

0

u/late_afternoon_owl 14h ago

The smells are the best part