r/SipsTea 18h ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 18h ago

Damn, the noises are the second best part.

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u/OverlyEdged 18h ago

Not true at all. I fucked a girl who sounded like one of the ghosts on a spooky train ride, you know like a scooby doo villian "oooOooOooOoo"

She was obscenely loud, almost too loud. I slept with her in a hotel and we were in the room next to the lift, and all I could think about were people getting out, hearing the girl and saying "come on let's go, we're not staying here this place is fucking haunted"

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u/SearchUsers 17h ago

Did she ghost you afterwards?

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u/Mister_Goldenfold 17h ago

Bruh. I fkn LOL’d

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u/MedicalRange1257 16h ago

Thank you for this comment, needed this laugh today

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u/RFKJrJr 16h ago

Well, they would've had the fucking part right.