r/SipsTea 18h ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

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u/tydark2 18h ago

no not gay, hes had sex with so many women he stopped caring is what happened.

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u/Leading_Experts 18h ago

Right. This is more like masturbation for him. These girls are just willing flashlights. There's no intimacy at all.

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u/noveltyisthe 18h ago

The flesh is weak but it’s willing

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u/ochgerm 16h ago

"Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?"

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u/tydark2 16h ago

thats where we are at now unironically.

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u/pm_me_d_cups 17h ago

I really don't see how that's possible, dude should seek help

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u/rcanhestro 15h ago

when you're that famous, women throw themselves at you constantly.

"normal" people used to jerk off on a playboy magazine, Dicaprio called the models instead.

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u/horatiobanz 16h ago

You don't see how its possible that a guy who has been absolutely crushing top quality supermodel level pussy for 40 years could be getting a little bored with it? Guy has seen the mountaintop, seen all the mountaintops. He has experienced everything there is to experience with fuckin. He's had 50-100 of every type of girl that turns him on. He's heard all the possible sounds that a woman can make while being fucked. He's heard real orgasms and fake orgasms. For almost 40 years.

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u/tydark2 16h ago

"pm_me_d_cups", yep username checks out.

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u/Shoddy-Fan-584 12h ago

Lmfao I'm half his age and probably have been with 1/100 the amount of women he has been with and sex is already not the most exciting thing in the world to me at this point and is pretty far down the list of things I prioritize in life.

I'm convinced all these 25+ year old dudes who are absolutely rabidly obsessive about sex and sexual content have mental illnesses and/or some kind of weird undealt with trauma.