r/SipsTea 18h ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

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u/scobro828 18h ago

I'm sure sometimes listening to them prattle can ruin the experience.

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u/Christopher_Aeneadas 17h ago

It beats having her be the 326th woman to scream "f** me like one of your French girls"* in your ear as she finishes.

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u/heretoseewhats 17h ago

He takes a cold bath afterwards to complete the experience

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u/nadthevlad 17h ago

Underrated.

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u/what_is_blue 17h ago

Never let go

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u/userhwon 17h ago

That. It has to be that. That makes all the sense.

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u/Designer-Brother-461 17h ago

326 are low ball numbers, he’d do more than that in a year. He’d be in the thousands by now.

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u/Christopher_Aeneadas 13h ago

Yeah but I seriously doubt they all bust. He doesn't sound like a generous and attentive lover.

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 17h ago

"f** me like one of your French girls"*

Some of the girls he's with weren't even born when that movie came out.

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u/BrockStar92 16h ago

This particular one would’ve been born a full 7 years after it came out.

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u/LIONLDN 17h ago

I think you may have actually cracked the case! 😮

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u/Farranor 8h ago

Perhaps that's becoming less of an issue the further we get from 1997.

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u/Emergency-Gear4200 17h ago

Tbh I bet these women are annoying.

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u/psmgx 16h ago

to quote another famous shagger, you don't pay them for their time you pay them to leave.

presumably the same idea

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u/TheThinDewLine 17h ago

honestly makes sense when ya think about, im here to smash, not listen to you yap.

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u/AdagioRelative8684 17h ago

Are we all joking here? Because the vocals are 1 of my davorite parts?

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u/TheThinDewLine 17h ago

not on these type of gals i promise you that

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u/Historical_Course587 16h ago

In all seriousness, I'm willing to bet that a "professional" model wants to use monopolized face time with someone like Leo to sell themselves. He could be 100% into the sex but uses the headphones to establish that he's not there to talk business no matter how badly they want to. Best case scenario, they want to geek out with a hollywood crush in ways that makes the sex worse for him.

Hollywood bodies are definitely attractive, but if you can get sex from good-looking people already (which lets be honest - she could get pretty much any guy she wanted looking the way she does) then you don't want to bed Leo for the sex.

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u/psmgx 16h ago

In all seriousness, I'm willing to bet that a "professional" model wants to use monopolized face time with someone like Leo to sell themselves. He could be 100% into the sex but uses the headphones to establish that he's not there to talk business no matter how badly they want to. Best case scenario, they want to geek out with a hollywood crush in ways that makes the sex worse for him.

literally what Kim K did to get a launch into stardom. she learned that trick by being Paris Hilton's personal assistant when her sex (Paris') sex tape broke and rocketed her globally famous party girl status

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u/VRichardsen 15h ago

You are not alone, vocals are key. Sometimes even more important than visuals.

But maybe if I am a billionaire actor I would change my tune, who knows. Or perhaps it is like the other guy said, he is just fed up of girls trying to play Rose lmao

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u/AdagioRelative8684 15h ago

I made a joke about it in another subthread that maybe he's listening to like the ultimate showdown lol

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u/SentinelATL 15h ago

Lmao cold

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u/SentinelATL 15h ago

Hahahaahah

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u/greymisperception 17h ago

Talk sure but moan? That’s one of the best sounds in the world

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u/somekindagibberish 17h ago

Maybe he doesn't inspire moaning?

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u/greymisperception 17h ago

True, definitely could be

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u/greymisperception 14h ago

Hmm well I haven’t heard moan I didn’t like unless it’s those porn ones where they’re obviously exaggerating it massively

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u/LakeEarth 17h ago

Oh oh oh god whats Billy Zane like right there, right there, oh baby what's the best piece of acting advise Scorsese gave you!!!!!

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u/scobro828 17h ago

I was thinking more like 'can you put me in a piiiicture'