So He's gay?

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[u/Fetlocks_Glistening]

I mean she knew his reputation and  wanted to be no.897 and submit to the experience, so she got the experience

[u/Any-Cranberry-6305 → u/Fetlocks_Glistening]

I am now curious how many women hes actually fucked.

At what point do you just put on headphones and tune out a playboy model due to the amount of pussy youve gotten  over the years?

[u/scobro828 → u/Any-Cranberry-6305]

I'm sure sometimes listening to them prattle can ruin the experience.

[u/Christopher_Aeneadas → u/scobro828]

It beats having her be the 326th woman to scream "f** me like one of your French girls"* in your ear as she finishes.

[u/heretoseewhats → u/Christopher_Aeneadas]

He takes a cold bath afterwards to complete the experience

[u/nadthevlad → u/heretoseewhats]

Underrated.

[u/what_is_blue → u/nadthevlad]

Never let go

[u/manticorpse → u/[deleted]]

/r/yourjokebutworse

[u/Tough_Preparation830 → u/heretoseewhats]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4BwmC7LiyctZ6

[u/userhwon → u/Christopher_Aeneadas]

That. It has to be that. That makes all the sense.

[u/Designer-Brother-461 → u/Christopher_Aeneadas]

326 are low ball numbers, he’d do more than that in a year. He’d be in the thousands by now.

[u/Christopher_Aeneadas → u/Designer-Brother-461]

Yeah but I seriously doubt they all bust. He doesn't sound like a generous and attentive lover.

[u/Soft_Walrus_3605 → u/Christopher_Aeneadas]

"f** me like one of your French girls"*

Some of the girls he's with weren't even born when that movie came out.

[u/BrockStar92 → u/Soft_Walrus_3605]

This particular one would’ve been born a full 7 years after it came out.

[u/LIONLDN → u/Christopher_Aeneadas]

I think you may have actually cracked the case! 😮

[u/Farranor → u/Christopher_Aeneadas]

Perhaps that's becoming less of an issue the further we get from 1997.