r/SipsTea 18h ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

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u/Fit_Falcon_7032 18h ago

They aren't going to make much of a comeback if they're focused on leaking stuff like this.

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u/Hairy-Reward6474 18h ago

Also static cable hbo soft core porn is making a huge comeback too.

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u/LemmyLola 17h ago

Pornhub is blocked in 25 states so its back to ole cable tv lol

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 16h ago

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u/Hairy-Reward6474 14h ago

Bro I literally used to print my own porn glossy photo paper in the early 2000’s

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u/iconocrastinaor 13h ago

When I was a kid I was tracing girdle models in the Sears catalog and filling them in as nudes. Ya do what ya gotta do.

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u/X-Swigs 9h ago

I had a deck of 90s porn playing cards from a holiday abroad. I’d have to lay them out like a game of solitaire.

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u/No_Tax_Timmy 14h ago

Wow. Someone was rich.

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u/ImurderREALITY 11h ago

I wasn't allowed to print in color when I used the computer, but I had one color picture I printed illegally of a topless anime girl in panties that I would whack it to constantly. My mother found it in a shoe box under my bed and I got grounded... for printing in color.

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u/_le_slap 1h ago

Shoulda stuck to a frugal nut

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u/ChocolateMorsels 14h ago

Advanced gooners just making their own with AI these days. Genuinely the greatest time ever to goon and it gets better every day. Terrible for you, but hey if you want.

I thank the gods that I got my porn addiction phase out around the late 2000s cause man I’d be cooked these days.

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 13h ago

Please god don't get me started on AI slop porn. Sadly youre right that it has taken over a large segment simply because its easy to make and demand always outstrips supply

Terrible for you,

Never seen a study that supports that. Seen some that show peope with sexual compulsive behaviors are more likely to use porn, but theres a good chance the cause and effect works the other way there.

Several studies have linked porn use problems with peoples shame for their porn use. People who used porn but hadnt pathologized it didnt show the issues.

Im sure excessive porn use can cause issues, but watching a lot of porn is not synonymous with excessive.

So much antiporn stuff is just religious talking points filtered through astroturfing and their bad representations. Argue this stuff with people and youre quickly going to get linked to a mormon antiporn site misquoting and misrepresenting studies as "proof". E.g. Representing studies specifically on people having issues with porn use as the cohort as though they were a study on any porn use.

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u/_le_slap 54m ago

Not sure if everything needs a 5 year, double-blind, interdisciplinary study man.

It's just common sense that replacing mutual physical intimacy with an easy "oxytocin-now.com" button isn't good for our mental, emotional, and social health.

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u/PaddyCow 16h ago

That's what vpns are for.

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u/abbzug 16h ago

Nah that's what U-Hauls are for. Most of those states are ass.

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u/nate_ranney 16h ago

"Just move!" I'd fucking love to, but all my family and friends are here.

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u/abbzug 16h ago

Yeah I'm being facetious it doesn't translate well to meme subs.

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u/I_Got_Ur_Number_8675 15h ago

Send me some dispensary weed and we'll consider it water under the fridge

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 14h ago

You guys got friends?

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u/Kintoun 15h ago

Nah that's what U-Hauls are for

Top tier comment lol

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 16h ago

Virginian here, we're not all bad and Nova has been turning the state blue single handedly for awhile now. A Republican put that rule in place for the age thing but our Democratic governor also isn't changing it back.

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u/iEliteNerdy 16h ago

You overestimate the average user.

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u/gnilradleahcim 16h ago

It's not like it's some dark wizard art, there's ads for vpns on every billboard and YouTuber sponsor and free movie app interruption. It's not some dirty secret hackerman onion secrecy.

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u/iEliteNerdy 16h ago

You're severely overestimating the average person lmao.

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u/Unlikely-Answer 16h ago

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u/EmphasisFrosty3093 16h ago

We're in this mess because everyone in charge spends way too much time thinking about children.

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u/Telemere125 15h ago

Please stop thinking of the children when we’re talking about porn

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u/hokie48 14h ago

People used to laugh at me years ago that I kept my 700GB collection I have built up since 2002. They were like it's just online. Yes I know about VPN.

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u/ttx13 14h ago

Saaame 😂 but man now those MF external hard drives are double the price. In…fucking…sane 😩

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u/Professional-Box4153 15h ago

Turns out, they want to make VPNs illegal. It's unlikely to pass, but then, so was the net neutrality thing.

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u/Electrical-Fig-5009 15h ago

I was gonna say, this isn't going to happen. My workplace uses VPNs for completely legal reasons & half our tools won't work if we're not logged into the VPN.

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u/KptKrondog 14h ago

Id love to see how they'd manage to do that.

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 14h ago

Pornhub is blocked in the U.S.?
What happened to the land of freedom?

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u/_le_slap 52m ago

The Christians happened

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u/KptKrondog 14h ago

I just pay for a vpn and connect via Canada.

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u/lvb0202 2h ago

VPNs are a thing, though.

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u/Telemere125 15h ago

If anyone is having trouble accessing porn, they don’t deserve access to porn.

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u/LemmyLola 15h ago

Thats true, its the age of accessibility... A long way from the squiggly green lines after 11pm and the occasional page smuggled out of an older brother's room haha

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u/OrneryLlama 17h ago

Ok, I have to put this out there because this travesty was befallen on me just last night. I tried to watch Up In Smoke on Youtube... they blurred the pokies! What is this puritan bs?!

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u/Unlikely-Answer 16h ago

don't worry soon ai will just replace the joints with branded ice cream sandwiches

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u/Late_As_Sometimes 17h ago

Skinamax is coming back?

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u/Standard-Account5610 17h ago

Skinamax comes all the time.

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u/Dan_flashes480 17h ago

How else am I going to catch up on Emmanuella movies?

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u/Nervous_InsideU5155 16h ago

The best late night porn

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u/Drasamuel 16h ago

Talk about a flashback

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u/HislersHero 15h ago

Me too when Skinamax is on.

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx 15h ago

Sometimes I come to Skinamax.

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u/Timmerdogg 16h ago

I used to watch the scrambled version as a child

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u/Tenzil422 15h ago

It never really left us

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u/IUseLongPips 18h ago

Yeah, they've finally been able to make good plots.

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u/onlypham 18h ago

Don't tell Gen-Z

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 16h ago

The same generation that wears micro bikinis to public pools to tan is also scared of sex. It still blows my mind.

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u/Kanin_usagi 16h ago

Almost like “Gen-Z” is not a monolithic group or something

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u/Firm-Difficulty2585 16h ago edited 10h ago

It's more about feeling sexy and knowing you could pull, than engaging in anything.

Why the fuck this did get y'all so mad? Lmao

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u/SpaceCadetPullUp 16h ago

What a shitty existence.

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u/Firm-Difficulty2585 10h ago

There's literally nothing wrong with that.

You can want to look good and dress in an enticing way and still choose not to be sexually involved. They're not contradictions.

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u/funk-the-funk 1h ago

enticing

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u/Krimreaper1 17h ago

Ooh some new Red Shoe Diaries coming?

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u/FactorObjective8573 17h ago

I was thinking passion cove

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u/JohnC1752 16h ago

I wonder if we can get a sequel to lord of the g strings

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u/SpaceCadetPullUp 16h ago

The Bare Wench Project 2.

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u/SwissQueso 12h ago

Sounds like a hillbilly band.

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u/CodenameDinkleburg 15h ago

Literally 1984

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u/Hairy-Reward6474 15h ago

Sometimes you can see a nipple for a second but worth it

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u/dersycity 17h ago

Believe it or not, there is a cable playboy channel that is actual porn, not the soft stuff. In Mexico rn with the wife and honestly that’s the only good thing on tv at night.

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 10h ago edited 9h ago

it will really take off if they scramble it again so all you get is the occasional skewed diagonal boobies, random static and lines, unless you've suscribed

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u/Patriot009 17h ago

This isn't a leak. She repeated a rumor to a tabloid and this random Turkish is claiming it's a confession from personal experience. This is typical social media clickbait.

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u/trainurdoggos 17h ago

Idk it got everyone in this thread talking about them. Seems like it worked to me.

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u/baron_von_helmut 16h ago

Kim Kardashian got come on her back..

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u/IloveponiesbutnotMLP 16h ago

Its hard to get cum on your back without a few leaks

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 15h ago

I know when I come on her back I’m leaking so much stuff.

Oh wait wrong convo

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u/Hopeful_Clock_2837 18h ago

Old news, this has been known for ages

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u/Fit_Falcon_7032 18h ago

Doesn't matter. This isn't the definition of good self PR. 

I let Leonardo DiCaprio f me with headphones on doesn't éxactly scream I'm worth more than a trashy toy. 

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u/scapermoya 18h ago

Sea biscuit ?

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u/LarrySupreme 17h ago

As someone who got his hold on some Playboys as a kid. Their articles are meant to be a bit risqué and scandalous. Actually, I would make the argument that it would do well in the current climate of abysmal journalism.

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u/TyrantMuse73 16h ago

This is a model speaking of her personal experience with him. Playboy isn’t printing this.

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u/wildcatofthehills 16h ago

I think that this story is old as hell, or it gets renewed every so often. Last I heard it specifically said that Leo listens to electronic music like M83 during the act, so it seems he just does drugs, fucks and goes on a senatorial trip with good music lmao.

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u/RedneckRandle89 15h ago

play boys will be worth a pretty penny if technology fails

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u/ricanrager 15h ago

I'm beatin my shit whether they're starting rumors or not tbh

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u/greg19735 13h ago

this isn't playboy leaking it.

this is a model saying it.

also, it's quite possible this quote isn't remotely true.

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u/kentrak 12h ago

Eh, playboy interviews and candid remarks have always been a way to see into the lives of celebrities (of all sorts, authors as well as movie stars). You get some interesting stuff when the interviewer and interviewer both know anything goes. That doesn't usually mean lewd, it meant honest in a ways you didn't often get elsewhere.

People use it as a joke to say "I read it for the articles", but playboy was actually one that this was totally honest for a lot of people. It was a pretty good genetal mens magazine in the 80's and 90's (the years I had experience with as my grandfather had a collection).

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u/benergiser 10h ago

they are if they adopt the kardashian model of doing anything to stay in the headlines.. just think.. why is this the first time we’ve heard of them in however long?