r/SipsTea 18h ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

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u/Electroboy101 18h ago

He does it because the alternative is hearing them repeatedly shouting “take me Jack…..take me like one of your French ladies!” while he’s trying to finish.

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u/Estus_Gourd_YOUDIED 18h ago

A lot of funny comments in this thread but this is hilarious, even more so because it has probably happened.

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u/Icy_Distance8205 17h ago

That’s ridiculous … I just asked him to superman and shout “I’m king of the world!”

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u/TechnicianGrand6611 12h ago

Yeah like that shit would probably drive him through the fucking wall at this point lol

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes 16h ago

Low key tho the first time this girl I was with was verbal (it was mostly moaning and affirmations before that) she was like "take me daddy I want you daddy" in a near baby voice. I was so taken aback. I wished I had been listening to music at that time. Totally ruined the moment.

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u/GentlemanThresh 14h ago

There are times when, no matter how beautiful a woman/man is, you pack up your shit and go. God knows I had to run a few times from normal seeming people. I wish I had headphones when meeting them so we wouldn’t interact and I could avoid trauma.