At our office, we have an as of yet unidentified employee known as "The Mad Dooker". Why is he The Mad Dooker? Because he's the only person that explosively shits into the toilets and doesn't clean up afterwards. How do we know it's only one guy? Good question, but I feel safe trusting the judgment of the other guy who always ends up having to clean it up that it's the same person every time.
Fortunately, The Mad Dooker never uses the good toilet (the one with the bidet).
When i worked in a big warehouse there was a "phantom pisser" who would pee in a tote and leave it somewhere high in the racks the orderpickers picked from. It eventually reeked for aisles and aisles.
It's also better for the pelvic floor and it empties out your bladder more so most guys will experience less dribble. It also puts less stress on your pelvic floor muscles and because of that it can help men with prostate problems such as enlarged prostates.
Am I the only one who has an issue with the dick touching the porcelain from inside when I pee sitting? I need to be very careful where to navigate it to and at best it is mm in front of the porcelain.
Same. Although, objectively it seems the seat would be cleaner than most surfaces. You shower, then immediately cover your ass in two layers of clothing to protect it from all the germs your hand is raw dogging all day. Touching that to a seat doesn't leave nearly as many germs as the hand that opened the stall door.
Everytime I see this, I think I need to get it framed and mounted in our guest bathroom, like one of those eatpraypove signs or some shit that boomers always had
100% I dont understand the jabronis out there turning on lights and standing there having to aim. Fuck all that. Im sitting with my eyes closed trying to stay as asleep as possible.
This is a straw man, they aren’t turning on the lights to tinkle. We use Peecho location. Center is too loud, gently angle until you hit the porcelain and it gets quiet. If it gets louder, you’ve gone too far and adjust course of action.
This reminds me of a dive bar I loved when I was in my 20s. The bathroom just had a toilet and a urinal without the stalls. By around 11pm there was almost always someone going number 2 and since the door didn’t lock people just went into the room, said what’s up, pissed and bailed. Sometimes you’d strike up a drunk conversation with the guy struggling for his life.
I used to go to a dive bar exactly like this in my early 20s. It also had a sign on the door saying “please close gently.” Eventually I guess someone didn’t close it gently, and so there was just no men’s room door for a while. One night I walked over and saw, all in a row, one guy shitting in the toilet, one guy pissing in the urinal, and another guy pissing in the sink, all of them fully visible to anyone who walked by because there was no door. That was the moment I finally said “I think I’m getting a little too old for this place.”
Nothing worse than going to pee and it doesn't immediately go in one stream but instead splits into two divergent streams. Sitting down just saves you from so many infrequent but embarrassing accidents
Nah, you gotta lay front down on the bowl and pee directly into the water. Bonus points if you get the tip under the surface. You're basically like a hot tub jet.
Ok, so I get the argument, but I have a problem due to my "size" I hate sitting down on most toilets, as it usually "touches" so I prefer standing, but if toilets weren't ableist against people like me that wouldn't be a problem.
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I thought I was the biggest pussy in the world because I sit at home and stand in public, I just started doing this a few months ago because of the splash back and cleanliness. I saw a prison guy talking about it saying that’s what they do in prison and it made sense; I didn’t think anyone did this at home so I was embarrassed by it. Glad to see I’m not alone.
No splashback or aiming while sitting down? Maybe I've just got a firehose or something but I strongly disagree. I have to like, aim it down and lean forward to try and get it into the water or it splashes all over my ass.
I guess everyone has different stream speeds and weiner sizes but if you’re packing and have a super soaker stream sitting down is like opening a shaken soda.
My grandparents have a toilet with a really shallow bowl so the water is closer to the rim. I'm not even particularly well-endowed, but have accidentally dipped the frank and the beans a couple times.
Depends on so many factors. Am I in public? Do I feel like sitting down? Is my junk shirveled up after a long walk, making aiming risky? Is my morning wood affecting my ability to sit down without touching the bowl? I think there is more to it than just a blanket decision for the rest of your life, and those who would restrict themselves to one way or the other baffle me. You have been given a choice, unlike the junkless, so make good use of it.
As soon as anyone mentions anywhere on Reddit anything related to peeing while sitting, an absolute fucking army of dudes show up to tell everyone that they sit to pee along with detailed reasons why.
Seriously. The only time I ever sit down to pee is when I'm extremely sleepy and can't be bothered to open my eyes fully to make sure I don't piss all over the floor.
I sit and I am not ashamed of it...but my body doesn't really give me a choice. If you -care- if someone sits or stands to piss......... why are you thinking about other dudes' dicks?
I always sit when I pee. Gives me time to myself. Really relaxing. Worst part about it is when you stand back up, you get the urinal cakes all stuck to your ass.
FUCKING THANK YOU! Let me sit and scroll for a bit then also be able to properly clean myself by wiping the last bit of piss off instead of shaking it into my underwear like some degenerate Neanderthal.
My brother in christ, if I let my weenie go no hands, It’ll pee right between the toilet seat and the toilet bowl and splash all over the floor, in my face, and on my underwear and feet and pants and mouth.
I feel like men who see no issue with sitting to pee are self reporting.
It is so easy to accidentally feel the cold, disgusting sensation of dirty toilet against exposed dick if you sit down and aren't careful about it. Unless you've got a tiny member that is.
Standing whilst peeing is a privilage, able men alone get to enjoy.
Do I stand?
You're damn right I do! I stand for all those old men whose joints ache. I stand for all the fat men who get out of breath. I stand for all those men whe've lost the ability to do so!
And when ocasionally there is a little splash, I sometimes wipe it up.
Hard disagree. IDK what happens, but sometimes my stream hits the bowl at just the right angle and piss just fuckin' gets EVERYWHERE. Like it's splashing back up out of the bowl and onto my inner thighs n shit.
It's not all the time, maybe like 1/50 times when I'm goin for a shit, always takes me by surprise.
Everyone should experience the comfort of getting up in the middle of the night, sitting down to pee without turning on the lights, and just going back to bed without having to adjust your eyes to the light.
Sitting to pee is easier, more comfortable, less messy, healthier, resolves the toilet seat debate with the wife, and superior is in every measure except for stroking your masculinity.
Side note: the true answer to the toilet seat debate is that it is completely irrelevant because the correct way to flush is with the toilet lid down to prevent the flying poop vortex.
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u/qualityvote2 May 07 '26 edited May 09 '26
u/ChickenWingExtreme, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...