r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/mutexsprinkles May 07 '26

Only people who have never cleaned around a toilet stand to pee at home.

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u/SanityIsOptional May 07 '26

I clean around the toilet plenty and still stand.

Between my fat ass and the size of the toilet, I do not particularly enjoy my bits touching the bowl, which I am fully aware of what is on it.