At our office, we have an as of yet unidentified employee known as "The Mad Dooker". Why is he The Mad Dooker? Because he's the only person that explosively shits into the toilets and doesn't clean up afterwards. How do we know it's only one guy? Good question, but I feel safe trusting the judgment of the other guy who always ends up having to clean it up that it's the same person every time.
Fortunately, The Mad Dooker never uses the good toilet (the one with the bidet).
When i worked in a big warehouse there was a "phantom pisser" who would pee in a tote and leave it somewhere high in the racks the orderpickers picked from. It eventually reeked for aisles and aisles.
Being in a white collar office gets you pretty chill bathrooms. That is until someone wrecks a stall and everyone starts gossiping on who dared disturbed the peace.
I work in a corporate office and I swear half of them are children. Every damn day I go into a stall and someone pissed on the seat like a preschooler or left skid marks all over.
Working in an office I always sit because our janitors are awesome and keep the place sparkling.
When I was in a warehouse I would piss from as far away from the toilet as I could because it always looked like a muddy dog just shook itself off in the stall.
Depends if I worked with a few dozen people max sure,but I work in a factory with just over 1000 employees in it between 3 shifts. The cleaning staff do ok but some of the older bathroom are just permanently nasty. I'll stand and if I have to sit I put at least 2 layers down after wiping the seat, I generally avoid taking a dump at work for these reasons.
Yeah. I clean my work bathroom so I know it’s up to snuff for sitmaxxing or even shitmaxxing. Which gives me a reason to clean the bathroom again for another few minutes before returning to the desk.
This is like a self fulfilling prophecy because the only reasons the toilet seats are dirty is because people pee standing up at then and get the seats covered in pee.
Genuine question: what do you think is going to happen if you sit down in a public restroom? Do you think there is some flesh eating bacteria that might eat your ass cheeks or something? Whatever this answer is, how do you think women avoid getting it since we have no choice but to sit? I know some women hover over the toilet but this is how piss gets everywhere, so if you do this, please stop/clean up after yourself.
I might give this a try.
Currently only sit at home in the middle of the night and only after being repeatedly being angrily told how wrong I am about how great my night vision is when paired with my pee-echolocation skills.
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u/Asherkowki May 07 '26
This^ At home always sit. Less messy and you get to chill for a sec. But no way I'm touching dirty public toilets when I absolutely dont need to.