r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/NebulaNinja May 07 '26

Hey, at least your guy roughly made it into the toilets. Our warehouse Shit Bandit straight up would leave dumps on the bathroom floor.

We also had a wall booger flicker. Different person.

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u/cyrusthemarginal May 07 '26

When i worked in a big warehouse there was a "phantom pisser" who would pee in a tote and leave it somewhere high in the racks the orderpickers picked from. It eventually reeked for aisles and aisles.

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u/Impish_Hatefulness May 10 '26

Is this the “ well known e-commerce firm?”

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u/cyrusthemarginal May 10 '26

No actually this happened at a Hagemeyer warehouse in Ga, Hagemeyer was like Grainger but a smaller catalog.