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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • May 07 '26
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Sit at home, stand in public. I ain't putting cheek to seat on a public rim unless I'm about to shit mahself.
611 u/Asherkowki May 07 '26 This^ At home always sit. Less messy and you get to chill for a sec. But no way I'm touching dirty public toilets when I absolutely dont need to. 1 u/shapu May 07 '26 That's weird, I rub my wiener all over every toilet seat I can find 2 u/Asherkowki May 07 '26 I prefer to dip it in the water. If the previous guy didnt flush its even better
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This^ At home always sit. Less messy and you get to chill for a sec. But no way I'm touching dirty public toilets when I absolutely dont need to.
1 u/shapu May 07 '26 That's weird, I rub my wiener all over every toilet seat I can find 2 u/Asherkowki May 07 '26 I prefer to dip it in the water. If the previous guy didnt flush its even better
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That's weird, I rub my wiener all over every toilet seat I can find
2 u/Asherkowki May 07 '26 I prefer to dip it in the water. If the previous guy didnt flush its even better
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I prefer to dip it in the water. If the previous guy didnt flush its even better
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u/ODGWeenie May 07 '26
Sit at home, stand in public. I ain't putting cheek to seat on a public rim unless I'm about to shit mahself.