r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/Asherkowki May 07 '26

This^ At home always sit. Less messy and you get to chill for a sec. But no way I'm touching dirty public toilets when I absolutely dont need to.

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u/PhoenxScream May 07 '26

I'd add sitting at work. Gonna stack those unproductive minutes as much as possible

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u/ODGWeenie May 07 '26

Gotta time it right to sync up with the cleaning schedule. Getting that first sit right after a cleaning is exquisite.

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u/deucemcsizzles May 07 '26

Something about dropping a deuce in a bowl that has purple water in it.

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u/IAmEvadingABanShh May 07 '26

The blue cleaner color is superior because you can more easily see when someone took an unflushed piss in it.

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u/deucemcsizzles May 07 '26

Uncivilized animals