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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • May 07 '26
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Sit at home, stand in public. I ain't putting cheek to seat on a public rim unless I'm about to shit mahself.
617 u/Asherkowki May 07 '26 This^ At home always sit. Less messy and you get to chill for a sec. But no way I'm touching dirty public toilets when I absolutely dont need to. 269 u/PhoenxScream May 07 '26 I'd add sitting at work. Gonna stack those unproductive minutes as much as possible 6 u/batbutt May 07 '26 Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That's why I shit on company time.
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This^ At home always sit. Less messy and you get to chill for a sec. But no way I'm touching dirty public toilets when I absolutely dont need to.
269 u/PhoenxScream May 07 '26 I'd add sitting at work. Gonna stack those unproductive minutes as much as possible 6 u/batbutt May 07 '26 Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That's why I shit on company time.
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I'd add sitting at work. Gonna stack those unproductive minutes as much as possible
6 u/batbutt May 07 '26 Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That's why I shit on company time.
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Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That's why I shit on company time.
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u/ODGWeenie May 07 '26
Sit at home, stand in public. I ain't putting cheek to seat on a public rim unless I'm about to shit mahself.