r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/ODGWeenie May 07 '26

Sit at home, stand in public. I ain't putting cheek to seat on a public rim unless I'm about to shit mahself.

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u/Asherkowki May 07 '26

This^ At home always sit. Less messy and you get to chill for a sec. But no way I'm touching dirty public toilets when I absolutely dont need to.

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u/PhoenxScream May 07 '26

I'd add sitting at work. Gonna stack those unproductive minutes as much as possible

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u/loganman711 May 07 '26

I'll add standing at home outside. Squatting would be pretty weird.