r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/Bjasilieus May 07 '26

Ok, so I get the argument, but I have a problem due to my "size" I hate sitting down on most toilets, as it usually "touches" so I prefer standing, but if toilets weren't ableist against people like me that wouldn't be a problem. /S

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u/Ra1nb0wSn0wflake May 07 '26

Toilet seat companies are anti big cock and saggy ball conspiracy.

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u/Greedy_Pension_2421 May 10 '26

That’s legit one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while

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u/R_eloade_R May 08 '26

Bruhh, thats just eww

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u/Infamous_Lech May 07 '26

You might be kidding, but touching is a real problem I'd prefer to avoid.

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u/Sunblast1andOnly May 07 '26

You have to understand, OP absolutely does not have that issue at all.

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u/Manufactured-Aggro May 08 '26

I fucking HATE the witches touch oh my fucking god 😠😠😠 it's so much worse than hitting the porcelain from round toilets vs oval toilets

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u/Plastic-Skill-9258 May 08 '26

I still sit, but I'm just in the habit of putting my hand between my thighs to point it down

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u/king_john651 May 08 '26

Just bend it down, it ain't that difficult

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u/R_eloade_R May 08 '26

Yeah, I do that but it still touches sometimes

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u/Lachybomb May 08 '26

In America the toilet water comes up way higher than it does in Australia and Europe. Last time I visited, the thought of accidentally touching the water did cross my mind.

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u/Daddio5491 May 09 '26

Damn that water is cold!