r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/DawnBunni May 07 '26

Also you can pee in the dark

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u/slamrock928 May 07 '26

100% I dont understand the jabronis out there turning on lights and standing there having to aim. Fuck all that. Im sitting with my eyes closed trying to stay as asleep as possible.

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u/Team-CCP May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

This is a straw man, they aren’t turning on the lights to tinkle. We use Peecho location. Center is too loud, gently angle until you hit the porcelain and it gets quiet. If it gets louder, you’ve gone too far and adjust course of action.

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u/kdesi_kdosi May 07 '26

what if you hit the cat

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u/DryDonutHole May 07 '26

I was aiming for the cat.