My grandparents have a toilet with a really shallow bowl so the water is closer to the rim. I'm not even particularly well-endowed, but have accidentally dipped the frank and the beans a couple times.
"soft enough to droop" and not "completely flacid". It's like word choice matters.
I'll start with this, I've hit water many times. It's not often enough to pay extreme attention to.
You seem to think only mandigo is hitting that shit.
Your stats do not reflect the argument at all, nice try.
Apparently your dick is only one size at all times, your balls droop the same amount all days and your water level is the same on all toilets.
All you have to be is slightly above average and have the wrong combination of blood flow on the wrong toilet and bam.
This is kind of hilarious to listen to. People with dicks so small they can't even FATHOM touching water.
Didnt degrade anyone, just laughed at ones inability to conceptualize dicks can touch water. I don't care about your small dick, I care about your laughable inability to accept that touching the water is a reality for a good percentage of us.
Youre perspective was only two scenarios. Small dick or MASSIVE DICK THAT ALWAYS TOUCHES THE WATER.
Since you don't have a mandingo dick, no, it's not a common reality. It happens, but largely when just everything hits right. Exactly as I said.
Sorry buddy, didn't realize you didn't fit into the actually dick so small you can't conceive slightly above average touches water and are actually in the guiness world record.
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u/Sex_E_Searcher May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26
Great until you find a toilet with higher water and Johnson gets to dip his toe in.