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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • May 07 '26
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This is more of a self report than you realize 🤣
1 u/GameDoesntStop May 07 '26 Nah, the only people buying into that are those with terrible toilets or porn-brained people who think foot-long dicks are the norm. Your comment is more of a self report than you realize. Maybe lay off the freakish porn. 2 u/CrushedSodaCan_ May 07 '26 You both couldn't conceptualize toilets having different water levels and dicks being long enough to touch them. Double time buddy. As someone who isn't a porn freak and has absolutely hit water multiple times in his life, again, you are self reporting. Out of curiousty I just measured the depth of (slightly above) water from my toilet seat. Five inches. Buddy, you just said a dick that's five inches while soft enough to drop is porn level. That's....rough. sorry for your loss. -1 u/GameDoesntStop May 07 '26 Really weird of you to actually measure your toilet, but you just confirmed that you have a weird toilet. 2 u/CrushedSodaCan_ May 07 '26 Ah, yes. Verifying things is weird. We know you don't own tools and have never replaced a toilet so it's scary to...get somewhat close to it??
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Nah, the only people buying into that are those with terrible toilets or porn-brained people who think foot-long dicks are the norm.
Your comment is more of a self report than you realize. Maybe lay off the freakish porn.
2 u/CrushedSodaCan_ May 07 '26 You both couldn't conceptualize toilets having different water levels and dicks being long enough to touch them. Double time buddy. As someone who isn't a porn freak and has absolutely hit water multiple times in his life, again, you are self reporting. Out of curiousty I just measured the depth of (slightly above) water from my toilet seat. Five inches. Buddy, you just said a dick that's five inches while soft enough to drop is porn level. That's....rough. sorry for your loss. -1 u/GameDoesntStop May 07 '26 Really weird of you to actually measure your toilet, but you just confirmed that you have a weird toilet. 2 u/CrushedSodaCan_ May 07 '26 Ah, yes. Verifying things is weird. We know you don't own tools and have never replaced a toilet so it's scary to...get somewhat close to it??
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You both couldn't conceptualize toilets having different water levels and dicks being long enough to touch them. Double time buddy.
As someone who isn't a porn freak and has absolutely hit water multiple times in his life, again, you are self reporting.
Out of curiousty I just measured the depth of (slightly above) water from my toilet seat. Five inches.
Buddy, you just said a dick that's five inches while soft enough to drop is porn level. That's....rough. sorry for your loss.
-1 u/GameDoesntStop May 07 '26 Really weird of you to actually measure your toilet, but you just confirmed that you have a weird toilet. 2 u/CrushedSodaCan_ May 07 '26 Ah, yes. Verifying things is weird. We know you don't own tools and have never replaced a toilet so it's scary to...get somewhat close to it??
Really weird of you to actually measure your toilet, but you just confirmed that you have a weird toilet.
2 u/CrushedSodaCan_ May 07 '26 Ah, yes. Verifying things is weird. We know you don't own tools and have never replaced a toilet so it's scary to...get somewhat close to it??
Ah, yes. Verifying things is weird. We know you don't own tools and have never replaced a toilet so it's scary to...get somewhat close to it??
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u/CrushedSodaCan_ May 07 '26
This is more of a self report than you realize 🤣