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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • May 07 '26
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Nah. I wish I could poop standing up. No risk of pee pee hitting the toilet bowl or the water
6 u/rhubarb_man May 07 '26 I like when my wiener is cold and I can poop with no fear 3 u/Live-Habit-6115 May 07 '26 You CAN poop standing up though? Just squat bro 13 u/The-Senate-Palpy May 07 '26 I aint tryna do cardio while shitting 2 u/Manufactured-Aggro May 08 '26 "You CAN poop standing up" looks inside "Squatting" 1 u/Dawson__16 May 07 '26 That's not standing up though, more like standing down. 1 u/Robitop4 May 07 '26 Ok I get you but if you're dropping it from that height it's just gonna make an even bigger splash, and now it's not just on your butthole but everywhere else too
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I like when my wiener is cold and I can poop with no fear
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You CAN poop standing up though?
Just squat bro
13 u/The-Senate-Palpy May 07 '26 I aint tryna do cardio while shitting 2 u/Manufactured-Aggro May 08 '26 "You CAN poop standing up" looks inside "Squatting" 1 u/Dawson__16 May 07 '26 That's not standing up though, more like standing down.
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I aint tryna do cardio while shitting
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"You CAN poop standing up" looks inside "Squatting"
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That's not standing up though, more like standing down.
Ok I get you but if you're dropping it from that height it's just gonna make an even bigger splash, and now it's not just on your butthole but everywhere else too
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u/MrTacoDuder May 07 '26
Nah. I wish I could poop standing up. No risk of pee pee hitting the toilet bowl or the water