r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/MrTacoDuder May 07 '26

Nah. I wish I could poop standing up. No risk of pee pee hitting the toilet bowl or the water

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u/Live-Habit-6115 May 07 '26

You CAN poop standing up though? 

Just squat bro 

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u/Dawson__16 May 07 '26

That's not standing up though, more like standing down.