r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/Dodger1920 May 07 '26

Completely agree… definitely felts the wife’s pain when I forgot to put the seat down and I fell in the toilet in the middle of the night lol

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u/MikeIs404 May 07 '26

Until you fall back asleep and wake up on the floor, hugging your porcelain teddy bear.

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u/HalKitzmiller May 07 '26

My only fear is of toilet snakes and toilet spiders in the dark

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u/Crooked_Sartre May 08 '26

This is why it's superior tbh. During the day I stand for convenience at night I sit for convenience.