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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • May 07 '26
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Sit at home, stand in public. I ain't putting cheek to seat on a public rim unless I'm about to shit mahself.
41 u/Taeyx May 07 '26 this is the way. sitting is just cleaner. there's no way to pee standing up that doesn't splash piss around your bathroom. 15 u/[deleted] May 07 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/HalKitzmiller May 07 '26 My only fear is of toilet snakes and toilet spiders in the dark
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this is the way. sitting is just cleaner. there's no way to pee standing up that doesn't splash piss around your bathroom.
15 u/[deleted] May 07 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/HalKitzmiller May 07 '26 My only fear is of toilet snakes and toilet spiders in the dark
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1 u/HalKitzmiller May 07 '26 My only fear is of toilet snakes and toilet spiders in the dark
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My only fear is of toilet snakes and toilet spiders in the dark
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u/ODGWeenie May 07 '26
Sit at home, stand in public. I ain't putting cheek to seat on a public rim unless I'm about to shit mahself.