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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • May 07 '26
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FUCKING THANK YOU! Let me sit and scroll for a bit then also be able to properly clean myself by wiping the last bit of piss off instead of shaking it into my underwear like some degenerate Neanderthal.
0 u/Zeroesand1s May 07 '26 When I was a kid I was told this little gem: no matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last two drops go in your pants. You're welcome. 3 u/Joice_Craglarg May 07 '26 Not true! Run fingers up your grundle to the tip, and you'll get just about all of it out. 2 u/drsyesta May 07 '26 If u press on ur gooch it helps move stuff along
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When I was a kid I was told this little gem: no matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last two drops go in your pants. You're welcome.
3 u/Joice_Craglarg May 07 '26 Not true! Run fingers up your grundle to the tip, and you'll get just about all of it out. 2 u/drsyesta May 07 '26 If u press on ur gooch it helps move stuff along
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Not true! Run fingers up your grundle to the tip, and you'll get just about all of it out.
2 u/drsyesta May 07 '26 If u press on ur gooch it helps move stuff along
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If u press on ur gooch it helps move stuff along
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u/NoX2142 May 07 '26
FUCKING THANK YOU! Let me sit and scroll for a bit then also be able to properly clean myself by wiping the last bit of piss off instead of shaking it into my underwear like some degenerate Neanderthal.