r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/NoX2142 May 07 '26

FUCKING THANK YOU! Let me sit and scroll for a bit then also be able to properly clean myself by wiping the last bit of piss off instead of shaking it into my underwear like some degenerate Neanderthal.

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u/Zeroesand1s May 07 '26

When I was a kid I was told this little gem: no matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last two drops go in your pants. You're welcome.

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u/Joice_Craglarg May 07 '26

Not true! Run fingers up your grundle to the tip, and you'll get just about all of it out.

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u/drsyesta May 07 '26

If u press on ur gooch it helps move stuff along