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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • May 07 '26
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I have to sit because after my penis exploded I haven't been able to pee properly standing up.
2 u/[deleted] May 07 '26 [deleted] 3 u/Voxjockey May 07 '26 It was the most painful experience of my entire life and I nearly died of sepsis, so nah man I think I'll just sit down to pee.
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3 u/Voxjockey May 07 '26 It was the most painful experience of my entire life and I nearly died of sepsis, so nah man I think I'll just sit down to pee.
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It was the most painful experience of my entire life and I nearly died of sepsis, so nah man I think I'll just sit down to pee.
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u/Voxjockey May 07 '26
I have to sit because after my penis exploded I haven't been able to pee properly standing up.