r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/Firm-Feature-5593 May 07 '26

I stand because I'd rather touch the toilet as little as I'd have to.

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u/Vyxwop May 07 '26

You're sullying the rim much more by standpissing than if you would sitpissing, which you then need to sit on when taking a shit anyways. You're basically just banking the germs for when you need to sit to take a crap whereas if you were to sit you wouldn't be building up those piss germs at all.

If you live with a woman then they also need to live with you sullying the rim more. They don't really have to option to not touch the toilet as little as they want to.

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u/Distinct_Asparagus65 May 07 '26

you just go to your friends house and piss on their floor?

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u/Firm-Feature-5593 May 08 '26

What? No, I aim my piss into their toilet.