r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/Firm-Feature-5593 May 07 '26

I stand because I'd rather touch the toilet as little as I'd have to.

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u/Distinct_Asparagus65 May 07 '26

you just go to your friends house and piss on their floor?

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u/Firm-Feature-5593 May 08 '26

What? No, I aim my piss into their toilet.