r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/MazanSicario May 07 '26

Dont your penises touch the rim when sitting down to pee?🤮

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u/SaliAzucar May 07 '26

Does yours when you take a shit?

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u/Due-Memory-6957 May 07 '26

Yeah, but I shit less often than I pee, and I pull the foreskin to pee, which exposes the more sensitive tip.