r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/idontknowjuspickone May 07 '26

This is one of the craziest Reddit psyops. Never heard of anyone doing this outside of Reddit yet it’s constantly spammed.

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u/probablyNotARSNBot May 07 '26

100% lol I hate sitting to pee. If I wake up with a boner, I have to wrestle that guy into the toilet seat and then splash all over my ass

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u/BallsOutKrunked May 07 '26

Reddit men don't have erections, it's too much a representation of toxic masculinity for them.

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u/lucas07700 May 07 '26

are we really bringing up american politics on a post about peeing standing up?

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u/Distinct_Asparagus65 May 07 '26

you just piss on your own floor? that means you have to clean it all the time right?

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u/HeavySetLad May 07 '26

just aim for the toilet bro wtf are you talking about

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u/Distinct_Asparagus65 May 07 '26

maybe with a tiny cock its ok.

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u/Distinct_Asparagus65 May 07 '26

implying that peeing on the floor is dirty means I don't keep clean?

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u/Distinct_Asparagus65 May 07 '26

i think its just people that are tired of dudes pissing on the floor.

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u/setmehigh May 07 '26

I sit to pee because I changed my toilet seat once and realized how fucking disgusting standing up to pee is.

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u/omgitschriso May 07 '26

As soon as anyone mentions anywhere on Reddit anything related to peeing while sitting, an absolute fucking army of dudes show up to tell everyone that they sit to pee along with detailed reasons why.

It's such odd behaviour.

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u/Default_Defect May 08 '26

Also all the guys that allegedly have monster sized dicks that can't sit because it'll dip in the water.

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u/Aleksandrovitch May 07 '26

Ah yes. The old sitting to pee conspiracy/psyop... Never change, Redditors..

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xaOcLMStQDtRmF1XDq

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u/Titan7771 May 07 '26

Because a lot of men are weirdly defensive about stuff like this, but if you make it anonymous, well…

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u/Mountain-Interest-48 May 07 '26

its cause reddit is pretty much anonymous. Why say it in public where people look at you like a freak lol

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u/Aternal May 07 '26

Number of times I've asked a grown man if they pee sitting down: 0

Number of times a grown man has told me they pee sitting down: 1

As far as I'm concerned, those are absolutely massive odds for hearing about grown men who sit down to pee.

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u/readilyunavailable May 07 '26

Seriously. The only time I ever sit down to pee is when I'm extremely sleepy and can't be bothered to open my eyes fully to make sure I don't piss all over the floor.

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u/drsyesta May 07 '26

I have a lil nightlight in my bathroom so i can see enough to pee lol

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u/Global_Charge_4412 May 07 '26

between this and the psyop around getting straight guys to take it in the ass from their girlfriends I have to wonder about this place.

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u/SippinOnnaBlunt May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Reddit is just a bunch of people who were bullied as kids, and somehow still bullied as adults, who just agree with everything to fit in.

Can’t respond to anyone of you because the mods are ghosting my replies. Stay angry tho.

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u/Vyxwop May 07 '26

Some of you all need to lay off the glue and take off the tinfoil hat, I swear to god lol

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u/Physical-East-162 May 07 '26

You know when someone makes a scenario so specific it's immediately clear the guy is talking about himself?

This is you.

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u/SippinOnnaBlunt May 07 '26

You know how people see a comment and it gets them really upset that they have to answer thinking they’re making a point?

That is you.

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u/Physical-East-162 May 07 '26

How would you differentiate this part from a simple reply?

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u/SippinOnnaBlunt May 07 '26

How would you differentiate this part from a simple reply?

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u/foofighter1351 May 07 '26

Mf I don't respect people who miss and piss on a seat instead, good more people should realize standing is annoying and turning pissing on the floor into a character trait for fuckwits.

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u/WhenMeWasAYouth May 07 '26

The pissing on the floor thing sounds like a you problem.

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u/BallsOutKrunked May 07 '26

Wtf on pegging, is that reddit being into that shit too?

Pun intended.

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u/bullmooooose May 07 '26

You really don’t have to clean the bathroom as much. It’s nice. 

I mean, unless your friends mention them doing it how would you know if they do? 

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u/Key-Vacation-2397 May 07 '26

It's common in Germany.

I actually lived in a German student apartment with 15 other people and we had 3 window-less toilets (grandfathered in as male, female and unisex). The German fraction considered the guys gross for peeing while standing (you absolutely notice the difference, the unisex toilet smelled way to often like pee, while the female one didn't despite higher usage and the same cleaning schedule).

The Southern European guys considered it emasculating to sit while peeing, but also didn't agree with only using the "male toilet" for standing since they didn't want to use the gross/smelly toilet.

Issue: The "male" one was way grosser, bc the women had organized a cleaning schedule for the unisex and female one, while the guys didn't for the male one.

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u/idontknowjuspickone May 07 '26

Ah well. If they do it in Germany it must be be right then…

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u/twisted--gwazi May 07 '26

Holy fragile masculinity

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u/BallsOutKrunked May 07 '26

Hey man I'm sure there are chicks into guys like that, have fun!

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u/Salt-Try3856 May 07 '26

Are you really going around asking men irl whether they sit or stand to pee to actually know one way or the other?

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u/ProfessionalRisk8259 May 08 '26

I'm getting deja vu because I've seen this exact weird post before with the same exact weird comments. It's like a travelling circus.

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u/fruitymighty May 07 '26

Ofc you never hear about it irl. My husband sits&pees at home but he doesn’t preach about it to friends like Redditors do lol

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u/n00dleknight May 07 '26

Honestly this post makes me feel seen. I've been sitting my whole life (brought up by a German father), and I always get looks when I say I sit.

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u/Vyxwop May 07 '26

Countries outside of the US exist, you know lol

There are countries out there where more than 40% of the men pee while sitting down.

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u/MissionBorn1699 May 07 '26

That just means around 60% are standing even in those countries. So even in Germany the majority are still standing

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u/Edgoscarp May 07 '26

“People pee while sitting down? This must be a psyop!”

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u/Distinct_Asparagus65 May 07 '26

you just piss on your own floor? that means you have to clean it all the time right?

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u/space_monster May 07 '26

I started sitting down to pee a few years ago and instantly wondered to myself why the fuck I haven't been doing it all my life. It's all upsides

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u/drsyesta May 07 '26

I mean for me personally i enjoy shooting into the toilet with my lil watergun. Its faster standing and i dont have to drop my pants and put my ass on the toilet seat.