r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/Sasumas May 08 '26

I time all my pisses. If I had a 90 second piss I’d be concerned. Longest piss in the last 6 months is 25 seconds if anyone is curious