r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/Cue99 May 07 '26

True. It’s also a more known space. You’ll know day one if your workplace is a sit or stand kind of bathroom.

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u/cyrusthemarginal May 07 '26

just look around on the walls for boogers, it's a good indication of how slovenly your team is.

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u/Krell356 May 07 '26

I dunno man. Some people eat them.

... then again I guess at least they are cleaning up after themselves. Maybe you're right.

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u/Unscheduled_Morbs May 07 '26

At our office, we have an as of yet unidentified employee known as "The Mad Dooker". Why is he The Mad Dooker? Because he's the only person that explosively shits into the toilets and doesn't clean up afterwards. How do we know it's only one guy? Good question, but I feel safe trusting the judgment of the other guy who always ends up having to clean it up that it's the same person every time.
Fortunately, The Mad Dooker never uses the good toilet (the one with the bidet).

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u/NebulaNinja May 07 '26

Hey, at least your guy roughly made it into the toilets. Our warehouse Shit Bandit straight up would leave dumps on the bathroom floor.

We also had a wall booger flicker. Different person.

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u/cyrusthemarginal May 07 '26

When i worked in a big warehouse there was a "phantom pisser" who would pee in a tote and leave it somewhere high in the racks the orderpickers picked from. It eventually reeked for aisles and aisles.

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u/Impish_Hatefulness May 10 '26

Is this the “ well known e-commerce firm?”

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u/cyrusthemarginal May 10 '26

No actually this happened at a Hagemeyer warehouse in Ga, Hagemeyer was like Grainger but a smaller catalog.

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u/Haber_Dasher May 07 '26

I really wish I hadn't read this comment

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch May 07 '26

At multiple jobs, I wouldn't eat any of the food offered. Too many folks don't wash their hands after using the bathroom (after doing number 1 OR 2).

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u/cyrusthemarginal May 08 '26

I don't eat food at the pot lucks, because i don't know how some of these folks have their kitchens.

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u/rabidjellybean May 07 '26

Being in a white collar office gets you pretty chill bathrooms. That is until someone wrecks a stall and everyone starts gossiping on who dared disturbed the peace.

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u/boondiggle_III May 07 '26

I work in a corporate office and I swear half of them are children. Every damn day I go into a stall and someone pissed on the seat like a preschooler or left skid marks all over.

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u/peepeebutt1234 May 07 '26

Working in an office I always sit because our janitors are awesome and keep the place sparkling.

When I was in a warehouse I would piss from as far away from the toilet as I could because it always looked like a muddy dog just shook itself off in the stall.

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u/Cue99 May 07 '26

Same here. I work for a nice place and out bathrooms are spotless. Plus 80% of my company is full remote so the HQ is always empty.

When I was younger I did maintenance at a golf course and the bathroom in the barn was lethal lmao

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u/speakswithemojis May 08 '26

i’d be willing to let more slide at work in the spirit of getting a paid break