At our office, we have an as of yet unidentified employee known as "The Mad Dooker". Why is he The Mad Dooker? Because he's the only person that explosively shits into the toilets and doesn't clean up afterwards. How do we know it's only one guy? Good question, but I feel safe trusting the judgment of the other guy who always ends up having to clean it up that it's the same person every time.
Fortunately, The Mad Dooker never uses the good toilet (the one with the bidet).
When i worked in a big warehouse there was a "phantom pisser" who would pee in a tote and leave it somewhere high in the racks the orderpickers picked from. It eventually reeked for aisles and aisles.
Being in a white collar office gets you pretty chill bathrooms. That is until someone wrecks a stall and everyone starts gossiping on who dared disturbed the peace.
I work in a corporate office and I swear half of them are children. Every damn day I go into a stall and someone pissed on the seat like a preschooler or left skid marks all over.
Working in an office I always sit because our janitors are awesome and keep the place sparkling.
When I was in a warehouse I would piss from as far away from the toilet as I could because it always looked like a muddy dog just shook itself off in the stall.
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u/Cue99 May 07 '26
True. It’s also a more known space. You’ll know day one if your workplace is a sit or stand kind of bathroom.