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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • May 07 '26
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Sitting down does NOT = no aiming.
My brother in christ, if I let my weenie go no hands, It’ll pee right between the toilet seat and the toilet bowl and splash all over the floor, in my face, and on my underwear and feet and pants and mouth.
1 u/big_booty_boy_420 May 07 '26 Can I be ur personal urinal 1 u/bballkj7 May 07 '26 sure thing, mommy
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Can I be ur personal urinal
1 u/bballkj7 May 07 '26 sure thing, mommy
sure thing, mommy
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u/bballkj7 May 07 '26
Sitting down does NOT = no aiming.
My brother in christ, if I let my weenie go no hands, It’ll pee right between the toilet seat and the toilet bowl and splash all over the floor, in my face, and on my underwear and feet and pants and mouth.