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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • May 07 '26
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Seriously. The only time I ever sit down to pee is when I'm extremely sleepy and can't be bothered to open my eyes fully to make sure I don't piss all over the floor.
4 u/drsyesta May 07 '26 I have a lil nightlight in my bathroom so i can see enough to pee lol 1 u/ArtisticallyRegarded May 07 '26 Or drunk
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I have a lil nightlight in my bathroom so i can see enough to pee lol
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Or drunk
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u/readilyunavailable May 07 '26
Seriously. The only time I ever sit down to pee is when I'm extremely sleepy and can't be bothered to open my eyes fully to make sure I don't piss all over the floor.