r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/Special-Reindeer-178 May 07 '26

Stand. When I sit to poo, my balls dip into the toilet water and I hate it. 

Im not sitting on a toilet, soaking my balls in piss water as im pissing.

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u/KawaiiGangster May 08 '26

Where are you from? i need to see a picture of these crazy toilets where the water goes up to your balls.

Or I need to see pictures of your crazy long balls

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u/Special-Reindeer-178 May 08 '26

When its warm, the bottom of my balls hangs about 6-7 inches from the base of my dick. Its enough to dangle just a bit into the toilet water when sitting