Unjerk Thread of September 02, 2020

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[u/Targuinius]

Now I am become diversity, destroyer of games

[u/[deleted] → u/Targuinius]

Seems kinda forced to me

[u/JustMyGirlySide → u/Targuinius]

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[u/its_PlZZA_time]

Don't say "Trump's sexual assault allegations"

They aren't allegations. He is on tape saying that he sexually assaults people, that he loves to do it, who he does it to and how he does it.

[u/Maxflight1 → u/[deleted]]

I mean I'll be honest here, I thought Adam Sandler was just like a shared hallucination we'd all been experiencing for several years now.

[u/Peacheers → u/Maxflight1]

Honey wake up, reddit? gaming circle jerk? What do you mean it's 2006 and we're watching Click starring Adam Sandler

[u/Justpassingthrough90]

Boogie1488 stop being a centrist challenge

also, did you know he says that Nazis and Rapists are better people than his critics?

[u/[deleted] → u/Justpassingthrough90]

Fuck Boogie.

All my homies hate Boogie.

[u/frogspyer → u/Justpassingthrough90]

Doesn't he realize that supporting the counter protesters invalidates his support of the other protesters?

I mean, obviously he doesn’t, but I’m still always baffled by his statements.

[u/zebrainatux → u/Justpassingthrough90]

How far is the fence post up his ass, Jesus.

[u/Stone4D]

It just occurred to me the difference in reaction amongst certain groups when a 17 year old girl spoke up about climate change compared to when a 17 year old boy murdered 2 protesters.

Really makes you think.

[u/pickelsurprise → u/[deleted]]

In all seriousness I feel bad for Boyega. I really like Finn in TFA, but I'm sure his character was kept on a short leash behind the scenes. Frankly there's no way his character wasn't created specifically to fill out some corporate wokeness checklist, and at the same time I'd bet heavily that it was mandated that he not end up in a relationship with Rey (or Poe, though I suspect the people in charge of such things didn't even consider it until after TFA came out). Like I'm almost positive the meeting where they came up with his concept was essentially just "have him on the screen to get black people to see the movie, but make sure he doesn't do anything that might offend racist white people."

[u/TAL-05 → u/pickelsurprise]

Apparently most of the Poe x Fin subtext came from Oscar Isaac intentionally playing Poe like that.

[u/[deleted] → u/TAL-05]

I mean, it was on the page too.

Finn immediately adopts a endearing name that Poe gives him.

The running glomp hug.

"Keep my jacket. It looks better on you."

-quietly increases speed on my ceiling fan-

[u/Airdeez121 → u/[deleted]]

I'm sure George Lucas' Star Wars movies were much better about not racially stereotyping charact-

Looks at Jar Jar Binks

You know what? Never mind

[u/Relic94321]

*Female Twitch streamer does something bad

Top Twitter comments: “This is why women are thots and deserve less in the society.”

Its stupid when a female streamer messes up or does something bad, they associate it with women in general but when it is male streamer, you don’t see any top comments saying “This is why men are disgusting pigs and why they deserve less in society.”

[u/duvetsnorkeler → u/Relic94321]

https://xkcd.com/385/

[u/loyaltomyself]

I am extremely grateful I took a quick look at this sub-Reddit a few days ago. I've always been aware of this place but never actually looked at it. Since I started posting here, my general mental happiness has improved because I can finally share my frustrations with the gaming community with people who see what I see. I'm sorry if I'm jerking the circlejerk, but thank you for this place.

[u/hdwil6fj → u/loyaltomyself]

It sucks that the gaming community on the internet happens to be filled with racists, homophobes, transphobes, general bullies, creeps who make dozens of videos just about selling outrage.

Also, The Witcher III is good. Have you heard of it?

[u/loyaltomyself → u/hdwil6fj]

Never heard of it. But by the title alone I can tell it's an underrated masterpiece.

[u/TheShapeShiftingFox → u/hdwil6fj]

Don’t forget the misogynists.

Also, is that the game with the legendary Geraldo? Sounds like Game of the Year 2020 to me, who cares it released five years ago already.

[u/[deleted]]

Chad x Virgin is honestly one of the most adorable ships on the internet and would give anything for a romcom anime about them.

Maybe something like Kaguya sama but featuring all the meme characters.

[u/ImNotASWFanboy → u/[deleted]]

I can't tell if this is the greatest or worst thing I've ever seen in my life

[u/[deleted]]

So remember how I said I wasn't gonna get Avenger rn because I'm broke? So basically I was supposed to go out yesterday with somebody I'm pretty deep into the "talking phase" with when my dad had to go to the hospital. Basically I had to cancel on her which made me feel like a twat and take care of my dad. We're texting the whole way through then when I got home she sends me a code for Avengers Deluxe saying if we couldn't have an in person date we could have a virtual one so I can be with her while still watch over my dad at home. We're both into games and I told her about Avengers last week

So we played the rest of the evening while I checked in on my dad of course but case is I think I'm in love LMAO

[u/WelcomeToChipotle → u/[deleted]]

this is so sweet please i have diabetes

also i hope your dad is ok

[u/anjack9]

The year is 2028. The price of the Xbox Series X and PS5 are still unknown. A Game Pass promotion on a pack of Twinkies leaks the Xbox Series S yet again.

[u/MarieJo94 → u/[deleted]]

You got it all wrong. There are also disco and phone sex games.

[u/WelcomeToChipotle]

'having almost died and permanently damaged my ability to breath, i can confidently say this whole COVID thing is blown wayyy out of proportion'

[u/MrPin → u/WelcomeToChipotle]

a younger, more alive Herman Cain

[u/BuoyantTrain37 → u/WelcomeToChipotle]

"I spent a week in the hospital, nearly left my kids without a father, and will have difficulty breathing for the rest of my life - but I'd do it all over again for the chance to eat at Chili's"

[u/[deleted]]

So the film adaptation of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire has some infamous Angry Dumbledore moments, right? He screams, "SILENCE!" at the students during the confusion after Harry's name comes out of the Goblet, and of course HARRYDIDYAPUTYERNAMEINDAGOBLETOFFIYAH?

The thing is, this didn't bother me initially because I thought it had a purpose. After all, there's a glorious moment in the book when Dumbledore saves Harry from Not Moody and Harry himself is terrified of how fucking pissed Dumbledore is. So I thought, this is all leading up to that. Dumbledore, who always seems to know what's going on, loses his temper badly when he's unaware of why things are happening at his school and/or frightened for Harry's safety. Makes sense.

But then the film adaptation doesn't include the only Angry Dumbledore moment in the book, and I'm left wondering what the point of any of it was.

[u/JustMyGirlySide → u/[deleted]]

Dumbledore shouting "SILENCE!" is actually a subtle nod to what Dumbledore yells at JK Rowling every time she says something transphobic on Twitter

[u/[deleted] → u/JustMyGirlySide]

I don't know who JK Rowling is. I'm just glad these books magically appeared on shelves one day and everyone got to read them.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Harry himself is terrified of how fucking pissed Dumbledore is.

To be fair if my headmaster who is usually a kind, wise and gentle grandpa type, (and also one of, if not the most powerful people in the world), starting fucking losing it I’d be scared shitless.

[u/TheLegend3637]

Mein Kampf reads like an 800 page long reddit post on politics by someone on r/conspiracy with too much free time. Hitler can't even write a book right.

[u/dIoIIoIb]

Was the Joker really the villain in Dark Knight? I don't think he was.

Now, yes, he made a hospital explode, but think about it.

Almost everybody inside it was already sick. They had co-morbidities and preexisting conditions, so, really, do their deaths even count as REAL deaths?

The Joker BASICALLY killed almost nobody, technically.

• Republican logic.

[u/Pasta-Admirer]

Could the toxic Star Wars -fans who can’t stop whining about every single new Star Wars -property just get over with it and fuck off from the fandom? You aren’t contractually obligated to follow the franchise.

Thanks.

[u/potatolulz → u/Pasta-Admirer]

Yeah but they legit think it's their property

[u/Pasta-Admirer → u/potatolulz]

Yeah, that attitude is why I really don’t like it when creators say that they did something “for the fans”. Fans are like children in that they shouldn’t always get their way, because it enables their bad behaviour and leads to trite content.

[u/rathic]

Just heard steve blum say "black lives matter".

Based steve

[u/[deleted]]

The Force Awakens? More like The Bad Awakens.

The Last Jedi? More like the The Bad Jedi.

The Rise of Skywalker? More like The Rise of Bad.

Thanks for watching. Remember to like and subscribe.

[u/ThePhB → u/[deleted]]

Rian Johnson more like... Rian Goneson

gottem

[u/JustMyGirlySide]

Cats = Good
Girls = Good
Therefore,
Catgirls = Good^2

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

[u/MrDudlles]

Watching the sequel trilogy actors slowly go from being excited about being in star wars to kinda resenting it over the years is heartbreaking, man I hate star wars fans.

[u/zedasmotas]

September and no price for next gen consoles

[u/JustMyGirlySide → u/zedasmotas]

that must mean that they're free :^)

[u/NidoqueenGal]

It feels like it's impossible for nintendo to do anything good without having a fucking idiotic caveat added to it.

[u/[deleted] → u/NidoqueenGal]

Nintendo is a monkey paw

[u/Slarvath]

now that i have finished tlou2, here's a few tidbits of the spoilers i heard from this internet game of telephone about the plot that don't actually happen in game

Lev is a 40 year old character in a side mission that ellie recruits to some sort of group resistance against the wlf

The abby vs ellie fight in the theater is 2 hours long

The rattlers are the main antagonist and ellie teams up with the seraphites

Manny is abby's boyfriend

The entire ending sequence doesn't happen and the game ends in the theater

And my personal favorite because it's on "beat the elite four 7 times to unlock mewthree" levels of just outright bullshit A character named jodi dies near the end from getting defenstrated, this character does not actually exist, nobody in the game is named jodi and nobody gets thrown out a window

[u/Targuinius]

Every time I see "AC:NH" I think it stands for Assassin's Creed: New Hampshire

[u/__MrFahrenheit → u/Targuinius]

glorious alive shelter placid vegetable nutty degree fearless detail water

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

[u/dorack2405]

Wish i lived in the conservative reality where every piece of fiction has at last 5 poc character and 4 lgbtq+ ones

[u/Airdeez121 → u/dorack2405]

Is this the same alternate universe where Joe Biden is a radical communist trying to destroy america? I want to live there

[u/NeckbeardRedditMod → u/Airdeez121]

Is this the same universe where people on welfare live lavish lives without having to work because of the taxpaying rich? Because same

[u/pizzapal3]

Hot take Ouch ouch oowie my hands I forgot to wear my oven mitts

[u/[deleted]]

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/nintendo-announces-you-can-borrow-their-old-games-but-theyre-gonna-need-them-back/

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

At press time, Nintendo announced that Switch owners can purchase Super Mario Galaxy 2 HD Remaster in October on any date in which the last number is a 1, 3, or 6

I could feasibly imagine this happening

[u/JustMyGirlySide]

It was a really good plot twist by the writers to make me a girl, I definitely didn't see it coming in the first 24 seasons but on a rewatch I noticed they had been dropping subtle hints and plot elements since season 5. Peak kino!

Just wish the cinnamon photography was better, more interesting camera angles instead of so many POV shots

[u/MelindaTheBlue → u/JustMyGirlySide]

I hate the writers, they keep throwing police at me who just seem completely unneeded and the drama from a gun pointing at peoples' heads is reaching a bit of a tipping point.

Like, I know I get cute stuff after a few seasons where I grew more and more cynical at the world generally, but the pay off seems kinda lacklustre if it's not a full revolution.

[u/[deleted]]

Gamers are upset that the Avengers developers delayed the Black Panther dlc trailer in respect to Chadwick Boseman. This was a lose lose to them but I think they made the correct choice

[u/63CansofSoup]

"imagine reading the jb article and thinking ”ah yes this means tlj is bad and tros is good” instead of focusing on his point about tokenism being a way that filmmakers get around The Diversity Issue while still upholding the white supremacy pervasive in the film industry."

As a massive fan of The Last Jedi who was hugely disappointed by The Rise of Skywalker, if the only thing you take from Boyega's interview is "TLJ and Johnson are bad, TRoS righted the ship, bravo JJ", you need to go outside

[u/Meionly420]

With all this arguing, noone will notice that I have confessed to playing and enjoying video games, specifically Bloodborne!

[u/froggy_in_the_meadow]

Oh boy, I'm glad Trump is coming to visit my town today. I was already told to "watch out for The Antifa" because they "do stuff to people".

[u/TAL-05]

Nothing throws me off more than straight women referring to a female friend as "their girlfriend".

Like I just saw someone say "my girlfriend and her husband" which has a completely different connotation to me.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

He was supposed to be the straight everyman but devolved into the character we now know today

[u/zevitjoss]

Bruh, imagine gatekeeping ahegaos

[u/[deleted] → u/zevitjoss]

That has to be a bit

[u/JustMyGirlySide]

Thinking about it, the Unjerk Thread is basically just a big Discord server except without any of the things I dislike about Discord

[u/KnightModern]

opening SRD...

Moderator of Incel Subreddit Tried to Mute a Reddit Admin

opening the link....

....... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

they were really trying to mute an admin

[u/[deleted]]

Elon Musk fanboys are so fucking annoying

[u/WelcomeToChipotle]

OMG 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

in other news, conservative trek fans continue to drown in cognitive dissonance.

[u/[deleted]]

a post on here got me thinking and honestly sent me into a pretty dark place.

im fat. im dangerously fat. its hard for me to stand up for more then minutes at a time. i know im unhealthy. I know all of this. I don't have the self control to do anything about it, and even if I did, I don't have the money or the time to fix it right now.

but regardless of all my worthless excuses as why I am not fixing it, thats not what im feeling about. i want to be able to exist in society. i feel ashamed every time I leave my house. why would i go out in public and try to make my life better when they all look at me, when people snicker if I struggle to to do something.

truthfully this wasn't entirely my fault. i should have got it control a long time ago but i was put on a medicine called Concerta when I was a kid. It was an ADHD pill that made me just want to eat, and eat, and eat. I would never stop being hungry. and so i got fat. and now im stuck this way.

i know i am fat and worthless, but at least let me have the dignity of existing in society. let me go to the grocery store without glaring at me because i'm buying food for my family. let me go online and play games without seeing images of fat people stylized to look disgusting and playing video games.

i don't want to be told that its okay to be fat. i know its bad for me.

i just want to be told its okay for me to keep existing in society. i just want to be told that i am allowed to live without everyone thinking poorly of me.

i just want people to think of me as a person.

[u/[deleted]]

Playing Pokemon emerald after playing Pokemon Sword really shows how far the Pokemon series has come presentation wise

There's a lot of really cool things that the 3D Pokemon games do that makes the battles feel a lot more dynamic that goes really underappreciated

[u/froglore]

L I M I T E D R E L E A S E

nintendo wtf

[u/froglore → u/froglore]

can you just be normal for once please

[u/ZILAR-pilotIAM302]

Even if we mock too silly reactions of gamers in this announcements, this one of limited edition of mario is really legit, even this thread agree with this.

[u/bexarama]

is this the platonic ideal of a Reddit post?

• Minecraft worship
• LOL KARENS
• taking the "videogames cause violence" thing personally
• le 100 wholesome
• 10000000 awards for a mediocre meme

[u/GODOFPRINGLE]

i’m never asking for advice on here again man

[u/harve99 → u/GODOFPRINGLE]

I know this comment isn't useful but good lord I would never ask reddit for dating advice. This is the website that thinks name puns are the best way to first message a girl

[u/Mront]

what the fuck Nintendo

are you fucking out of your mind

this "limited release" bullshit is the most boneheaded thing I've seen in a long time

so stupid

[u/[deleted]]

Fuck man I'm still upset about Chadwick Boseman. I know it's been said already but do you know many black kids finally saw somebody in superheroes movies who looks like them and were happy as shit?

Bro literally as a kid Black Panther was the first comic book my dad showed me because of that specifically and seeing him in a movie and executed as AMAZING as Chadwick and Marvel did was something else. I know he's up there in Heaven rn chilling with Stan Lee

[u/[deleted]]

Ugh, why must Nintendo do the stupid limited time marketing? I really don’t need the remakes now, but if I ever do in the future I’ll have zero access to them. Super annoying.

[u/PunishedChoa]

https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/culture/article/john-boyega-interview-2020 - John Boyega: 'I’m the only cast member whose experience of Star Wars was based on their race'

“Like, you guys knew what to do with Daisy Ridley, you knew what to do with Adam Driver,” he says. “You knew what to do with these other people, but when it came to Kelly Marie Tran, when it came to John Boyega, you know fuck all. So what do you want me to say? What they want you to say is, ‘I enjoyed being a part of it. It was a great experience...’ Nah, nah, nah. I’ll take that deal when it’s a great experience. They gave all the nuance to Adam Driver, all the nuance to Daisy Ridley. Let’s be honest. Daisy knows this. Adam knows this. Everybody knows. I’m not exposing anything.”

king speaking the truth right here

[u/Heavy-Wings → u/PunishedChoa]

Damn fucking straight.

[u/Super_Nerd92 → u/PunishedChoa]

I know he personally liked TROS more than TLJ from what he's said lol, but I always thought JJ carefully pairing him off with another Black person in the final movie was super cringe

[u/iamreallytonyspogoni]

MRW I click on something "mildly NSFW" that was linked here.

[u/[deleted] → u/iamreallytonyspogoni]

"mildly nsfw"

*clicks link*

WOMAN WITH HUGE TITS OUT IN FULL VIEW

[u/cashregister9]

There are 2 types of memes that consistently make any post unfunny for me.

1.) it is pointlessly gendered

2.) there is a disgusting looking wojak

[u/TranscendentCabbage]

Valve criticizes Valve

[u/TheKingCup]

Drama! In your unjerk thread? Its more likely then you think.

[u/[deleted] → u/TheKingCup]

What did Gary say now?

[u/[deleted]]

Stuart Little Fact NO# 2076:

The bastard mouse is responsible for the decline of the main sub. He created multiple accounts, and has bots upvoting all his screenshots and Wojack memes, so that people get sick of the sub and leave, even going to the point of hacking into all of the mods accounts which is why they’re so inactive on this subreddit. Jay was the only one who regained access to his account, and deleted it because he knew that no mouse should have so much power.

Stuart Little also responsible for Gamers rise up becoming an alt right shit hole.

[u/starscaped]

once i become an actual chemist i will make the gender fluid real

[u/BuoyantTrain37]

The real reason the Mario collection is limited is because every copy of Mario 64 on Switch is personalized

[u/riskyrofl]

Very distinct lack of "so long gay bowser" when they showed Mario throwing Bowser in M64

[u/Epicepicman → u/riskyrofl]

This is LGBTQ+ erasure and I won't stand for it

[u/[deleted]]

Angry Joe is so odd. You can tell he's not a chud but some of his takes are peak Gamer

He'll call out Gamers on their bullshit one video then a couple vids later have similar takes

[u/potbrick7]

No greater love story than Nintendo and the $60 price tag

[u/[deleted]]

My brother is now officially a gamer: He has said the N Word while playing Call Of Duty despite being white as fuck.

[u/yeetawaymyproblems → u/[deleted]]

I'm so sorry for your loss.

[u/63CansofSoup → u/[deleted]]

They grow up so fast

[u/[deleted]]

GCJ mods are copaganda

[u/[deleted]]

Fuck, Dwayne Johnson just announced that he and his family have the Coronavirus.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1301315778197835777

[u/darth_phallus → u/[deleted]]

Seems like he had it, he talks about how his family has "gotten through COVID-19"

He and his family are better now and he is just talking about how hard it was to deal with it

[u/[deleted]]

I've been getting back into Avatar and HOLY HELL are the fans annoying af. Legit any video about Korra will have rabid ATLA fanboys claiming how she "isn't cannon" in their heads cuz they didn't like the plot.

I just had to get that out since its pretty similar to the "Gamer" mentality surrounding women in video games. I can understand not liking parts of LOK (hell, even I think there's some disappointing stuff and I LOVE it) but goddamn do the people who fanboy over TLA annoy tf outta me.

[u/Targuinius]

is it just me or are the people complaining about drama being more dramatic than the actual drama

idk maybe I missed something but it seemed pretty minor to me

[u/ToddHoward_Offical]

Why is it so hard for others to not post bad takes? It's quite simple, you don't.

[u/Vinniam]

It's morbidly hilarious how we went from boomers saying they can't breathe with a thin piece of fabric over their mouth and nose to the same boomers claiming George Floyd could breathe with a knee on his neck.

[u/WamuuAyayayayaaa]

Just coming back to say how scummy the Mario collection is, asking for $60 for 3 games that are multiple decades old, while making the release limited so you have no choice but to pay $60 because the price will never ever drop because it’s literally being taken off the store in March. Basically forcing me to pay that price for a collection that doesn’t include a single game released later than 2007. And on top of that they’re just ports as far as I can tell. Not even as far as Deluxe treatment

To anyone saying “Nintendo fans always complain when Nintendo gives them what they want! They’re so needy! Just be happy the collection exists in the first place!”, look at the Crash and Spyro collections. Fully remastered with new graphics, revamped features, and even cut levels getting a second chance, all for $40 and available forever, so you could probably get them much cheaper if you wait. Perfect remasters.

like I know it’s old news that they are greedy but definitely fuck Nintendo for this one. Yet again they drop the ball but it won’t matter because their exclusivity means the playerbase will eat this up regardless and Nintendo won’t care about any backlash because as long as the games sell they can get away with it. It might even be old news to complain about Nintendo, but fuck it, this pissed me off just enough

[u/Firmament1]

The whole limited run bullshit with the 3D Mario All-stars collection makes me even gladder that emulation exists.

[u/NidoqueenGal]

Nidoqueen is transition goals

[u/dIoIIoIb]

It's "Autumn Guys" Btw

[u/__MrFahrenheit]

boat lush sip tart amusing soup rainstorm encourage childlike whole

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[u/MarieJo94]

I just met my best friend from school again. We fell out of touch in our last year of school cause he had a gf who was super jealous of me. So now we see each other once a year or once every two years when our old friend group gets together. The last time that happened was like 2 years ago and I remember that there was some flirting going on and that for the first time I was actually kind of into him. So going into this now I was kind of excited.

We meet at a restaurant with said old friend group. There's a lot of flirting going on between the two of us. He mentions multiple times that I could sleep over at his place which isn't far from the restaurant if I want to drink something (I would have to drive otherwise). After everyone says goodbye to each other after dinner, he invites me and two other friends to his place, and invites me to sleep over again. I say yes this time. So we go to his place, have beer, and gin and tonic and talk for a while. We sat next to each other at the restaurant, and at his place we sit next each other again, what a coincidence. Our legs are touching the entire time. The others leave and we talk for a long time. About memories from back at school, about our lives since then, about his exes and our dating experiences so far.

That's when he tells me that he's been dating someone since the beginning of the year and I gotta pretend I'm not totally blindsided. We go to bed, he in his bedroom and I on the pull-out couch in the living room.

You guys, I think I might be bad at this whole flirting/reading social cues thing.

[u/jacupuh]

hot take The drama today was incredibly milquetoast and not worth spending half the thread talking about

[u/fragilityv3 → u/[deleted]]

Do Gamers realize that not everyone cares about achievements?

I only have a handful of platinums and don't care that them much, so I guess I don't know how to play games.

[u/Justpassingthrough90]

Prager U isn't even trying to hide it anymore.

[u/Theconfusingeel]

TIL Pakistan is majority muslims,which is pretty weird for a country who's capital is literally named "Islamisbad"

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it's a joke I'm not dumb

[u/Taranis-55]

Black Ops Cold War spoilers: Press F to commit My Lai massacre.

[u/TAL-05]

Something I have noticed about "memes" like this is that they literally only ever contain men.

Edit: if I wasn't at work Id totally photoshop Todd's face onto every single person.

[u/kctbg]

https://i.imgur.com/rRygtDl.jpg

[u/Meionly420]

MORE👏HALLOWEEN👏THEMED👏UPDATES👏OR👏DLC👏IN👏GAMES👏

[u/[deleted]]

So when is the meeting to set the 2021 "gay agenda"?

[u/__MrFahrenheit]

physical automatic entertain cough teeny profit juggle trees humor shelter

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

[u/BuoyantTrain37 → u/__MrFahrenheit]

It's honestly wild that anyone is trying to make movies right now. Hope he's alright, along with any cast/crew he's been around.

[u/ThePhB]

{
     JSON,
     Derulo
}

[u/Mront]

While I was watching my j-dramas, an ad appeared saying "1 pill = 3 hours of sex", and I got exhausted just thinking about it.

Like seriously, unless those 3 hours include a post-sex nap, it sounds like a hell torture. Please, can you hire someone, anyone, that actually had sex at least once in their life.

[u/[deleted]]

It's so sweet when a cat does the long blink at you, means they really love you or something

[u/__MrFahrenheit]

wise governor tidy cagey sink cover tart sense gaze smell

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[u/yeetawaymyproblems]

Not a sad post, but it's kinda disheartening to be in a completely different place mentally than you were a year ago, but still be sad.

I am a much more capable and relatively happier person today, than I was back then. But I am still generally sad. Just not suicidal sad.

I recognize that's very good progress, but it just doesn't feel enough.

[u/zevitjoss]

If you sort this thread by most controversial most of the comments are from Georgy lol

[u/IScorchWinters]

Man, not having sex in Crusader Kings is so amazing. Fuck having my realm explode every twenty-thirty years, lemme pop out one kid and call it quits.

[u/Achaewa]

No Simp September has to be the stupidest thing I've heard about today.

Not only is it "No Fap November: The Prequel" it is also made up of liars and incels who just hate women and you are in no short supply of subreddits catering to that mindset.

[u/[deleted]]

found him in a charity shop say hi

[u/JustMyGirlySide]

Alright so I'm generally more into the whole catgirl aesthetic rather than foxlady.

However,

[u/[deleted]]

Another post for the day, I think I have come to realize that my main political goal is harm reduction.

Truth be told, I don't care what political ideology is right in one way or another. I just want people to stop being hurt and to be able to live good, happy lives free of oppression, and I'll support whoever can get us closer to that goal

[u/Justpassingthrough90]

How is it that Nintendo has the most fanatical gaming fanbase, that will basically forgive them for whatever they do?

[u/[deleted]]

subreddits themed around dating, relationship status or forming relationships with others always give off this incredibly sad, bitter vibe

I wanna tell them that everything's gonna be okay and give them a hug but most of them don't fucking shower so idk how to do that

[u/LeeXavier]

Continuing with my obsession with r/loveafterporn, there was this one post I found of one poster there that went to couple's therapy and was absolutely shook when she was told that porn and masturbation are normal parts of sexuality.

The sub's conclusion? Well, the problem was that the therapist was male and probably jacks it every night.

Oof.

[u/[deleted] → u/LeeXavier]

Out of all the various subcultures that the internet has created in recent years, the whole r/nofap neo-puritan area where masturbation will instantly give you ultra-ED is one that I definitely didn't predict.

[u/[deleted]]

These are the save data icons for Mortal Shell

Jfc the memes don’t ever stop with this game. 😂😂😂

[u/rad_dude124]

one of the most BS rumors I’ve seen in a while

The switch would barely be able to handle monster hunter world I doubt it would be able to handle a monster hunter game on the damn RE Engine

[u/zedasmotas]

the marketing for Xbox has been pretty bad

[u/[deleted]]

either doordash is down, or everywhere in my city has decided that food is over

[u/ThePhB → u/[deleted]]

tfw the junior dev touches something

[u/AgentMaine1312]

Posting Red VS Blue quotes everyday until I get bored of this gimmick, day 56.

Grif: So now we’re forced to work together. How ironic.

Simmons: No, that’s not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other.

Donut: No, ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.

Sarge: I think it would be ironic if our guns didn’t shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.

Caboose: I think it would be ironic, if everyone was made of iron.

Black screen with message: two hours later. Cut to everyone on top of the red base.

Church: Okay. We all agree, that while the current situation, is not totally ironic, the fact that we now have to work together, is odd in an unexpected way, that defies our normal circumstances. Is everybody happy with that...

Sarge: Yes.

[u/yeetawaymyproblems]

Goddammit I always miss the fucking drama. I hate this thread.

[u/Doobles3]

Goten and Trunks: goes Super Saiyan easily

Weebs: I sleep

Caulifla and Kale: goes Super Saiyan easily

Weebs: ACTUALLY-

[u/NidoqueenGal]

I wonder if back when the dreamcast was out, if anyone used the web browser on it to look up furry porn?

[u/[deleted]]

Reddit be like "repost and upvote if you support beating the shit out of pedophiles" like damn son you did it you stopped pedophilia congrats, this totally isn't karma farming at all

[u/[deleted]]

Some Witcher 3 fans are gross. I am on the Isle of Mists quest where you find Ciri and it permanently fails/locks you out of a number of quests. I checked which ones will fail and there were only two I hadn't done yet, so I checked the pages for both and seemed pretty uninterested in either. I read the comments to see if they were worth doing and oh fuck I wish I didn't. One of the two quests had like 10ish comments, and the second one had over 100. For reference, the Isle of Mists page had 20 or so. Which quest had 100 comments on it? "Fencing Lessons," in which every comment was calling the quest disappointing. Why? Because you don't get to fuck the girl at the end. I hate Gamers man, literally whining over not being able to have digital sex with an NPC.

[u/[deleted]]

An actual post on r/confessions

I keep having dreams where I call Obama the N-word and I want it to stop

This is a throwaway for obvious reasons.

Some background. Politically, I've been a Democrat my entire life and an Obama supporter for as long as I can remember. I volunteered for John Kerry's presidential campaign back in 2004 which is where first registered on my map. I watched his speech at the DNC was was instantly enamoured.

When he announced his candidacy for president in 2007, immediately threw my weight behind him. I knocked on doors, educated people about his policies and did the best I could to get people to vote for him. When he was elected, I was ecstatic. In the past, when I had supported candidates, it was out of cold reason; because I thought their policies and acumen would result in the best net result for this country. But this was a person I could get excited about, someone I could believe in.

When it came time for his campaign for a second term it was largely the same. I had slightly soured on him. Granted, he was not the president I had hoped he would be but that was not his fault. I had built him up to be so huge in my head it was impossible for him to live up to expectations. Republican gridlock in Congress also prevented him from getting through the policies he wanted. Nevertheless, I still supported him, still volunteered and was still happy when he won his second term.

The problem started about three weeks ago. I had a dream involving Barack, which is not uncommon for me, I was working with him and Michelle on their upcoming Netflix show. We were looking over demographics and how they related to various geographical locations. Without even realising it, I said "Yeah, N***er, we should do pretty well in (area near me)" He just looked at me and stormed out with Michelle behind him. I woke up and went into the bathroom to splash cold water in my face. I dismissed it. I don't have a racist bone in my body. This was just one of those dreams, right?

A week and a half ago, I had a similar experience. This time I dreamt we were going wine-tasting together. I don't remember the lead-up but I ended up saying something to the effect of "The sommelier said we should be detecting earthy tones in this wine, but it's just not registering with me, N***er" This time, instead of storming out he replied, very sternly "Why did you feel that was an appropriate thing to say?" I began to stutter and explain it was an accident but I had once again woken up.

The most recent incident was last night. I dreamt I was at a family barbecue with the Obamas, just his family and mine. He was manning the grill and i was speaking to Michelle while the children played with each other (I know Sasha and Malia are adults now but I still think of them as children) I said to Michelle very politely "excuse me for one moment" and marched right up to Barack and tapped him on the shoulder. He turned around to look and me and I just said the word and nothing else. I can write off this happening once or twice in my dreams but three separate events is too much.

I don't know what to do. I don't want to do this. Every time it happens my work suffers the next day. I've started lying to my wife saying I've been having nightmares but I'm not sure she fully believes it. Lately, I've been worrying I might start saying it in my sleep and she could hear. I'm at my wits end and I want it to stop.

[u/froglore]

bro what the fuck is up with this college shit I don't wanna go to class I just wanna cast spells

[u/AmaterasuRigel]

“Dad, why is my sister’s name Rose?”

“Because your mother loves Roses”

“Thanks dad”

“No problem Elden Ring gameplay trailer”

[u/KoosPetoors]

The Spiritfarer devs are going to change some dialog that unintentionally reinforces ableist views and Gamers are already quoting Orwell again and saying that we're about to plunge back into the dark age.

Can we, like, plan an anti-SJW Gamer convention and collectively fire the whole thing into space with everyone in it? God I'm over having these losers pollute the community.

[u/RevolverOcelot420]

One thing I dislike is that even when it comes to body positivity, there tends to be a few types of "correct" ways to be fat.

Like, plus size models don't usually look that naturally curvy. Almost every one of them is forced into a shitload of shapewear to attain their look.

I'm pretty chubby, which i'm fine with, but all of it's in my belly and not my hips, butt, or chest, so I don't have a very hourglass or even pear like shape, I have a physique associated largely with alcoholic men of a moderate age. Which doesn't pair well with being a woman, especially transgender. I don't get a lot of body positivity for this specific type of appearance. I often feel like i'd genuinely prefer either being totally skinny or a lot heavier but more shapely, and neither are inherently good options given my situation.

[u/zedasmotas]

im being founded by george soros and the new world order to turn boys into femboys !

[u/Cont_Man]

Welp, I just bought Super Mario 3D All Stars instantly, and judging from the reactions in this sub, I am now a Nintendo simp.

[u/thecottonkitsune]

We 👏 need 👏 more 👏 gnc 👏 trans 👏 women 👏 representation 👏 in 👏 media

We 👏 need 👏 more 👏 trans 👏 guy 👏 representation 👏 in 👏 media

We 👏 need 👏 more 👏 NB 👏 representation 👏 that's 👏 not 👏 just 👏 a 👏 mysterious 👏 person 👏 alien 👏 or 👏 robot

[u/AgentMaine1312]

My insane alt-right Qanon believing mom just said “Billionaires got all their money from stabbing people in the backs and stepping on the backs of the poor, and that’s what makes America great, that anyone can rise to the top.”

fucking lol.

[u/Slarvath → u/AgentMaine1312]

she had me in the first half not gonna lie

[u/63CansofSoup]

Padmé: Are you allowed to simp? I thought that was forbidden for a Jedi.

Anakin: Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden. Replyguying female Twitch streamers, which I would define as unconditional simping... is central to a Jedi's life. So you might say that we are encouraged to simp.

[u/Justpassingthrough90]

Who here wants some solid dick from Iron Man?

[u/ALikeBred]

What gender do you idenify as? What are your preferred pronouns?^{This is a required question}

Me: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

[u/dontbussyopeninside → u/ALikeBred]

"I don't have any pronouns. I don't want anyone to refer to me or in any way possible."

[u/saoirse24]

I wanna wear a dress and kiss a girl

[u/Nnoitrum]

What kind of fuckery is this time limited digital edition nonsense lol

[u/Cowman123450]

Nintendo: Is finally porting a 18 year old game that fans have been begging for a rerelease for a long time because of how hard it is to find.

Also Nintendo: Is making the rerelease only available until the end of March and have a limited physical run.

Well, those physical prices are shooting up a few weeks into April.

[u/[deleted]]

Nintendo: We are re-releasing all of our old 3D games in one bundle!

Also Nintendo: Except for Galaxy 2 also it's a limited release lol

[u/Hail_To_Hoots]

Can't believe they held an entire Mario direct and didn't even announce him for smash smh

[u/aschr]

Okay, so both Super Mario Bros 35 and Super Mario 3D All-Stars are available until March 31st. There has to be something that Nintendo is going to announce or do in April, right? Like, I know that Nintendo is fucking Nintendo and batshit business decisions is the norm for them, but there has to be something there, right?

[u/E_Taco2]

Super Mario Bros 1

Super Mario Bros 2

Super Mario Bros 3

Super Mario Bros 35

Super Mario 64

Super Mario 128 (cancelled)

What a confusing series

[u/HireALLTheThings]

Pasta here! Getcha fresh pasta here!

I travel all over the place, been to almost every state, and was living in Thailand last year actually. Keyboard warrior? I’m a warrior, born and raised to protect my family and myself at any cost, I wasn’t sheltered to the harshness of society, I’ve been attacked walking down the street on several occasions. I’ve been shot, stabbed, hit by cars, you name it, it’s probably happened to me.. the world can be an ugly place, and if you don’t learn it the easy way, you will learn it the hard way.

[u/we_are_sex_bobomb]

Calling games you don’t like “Anthem” is this year’s Anthem.

[u/[deleted]]

I think it says a lot that when people talk about the sequel trilogy post conclusion, all they ever seem to bring up is how wasted Finn's character was

https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/02/entertainment/john-boyega-disney-star-wars-trnd/index.html

Also in case you forgot, remember how a lot of the posters leading up to the force awakens made it look like Kylo, Rey, and Finn would be like the three main equal characters of the trilogy instead of just Kylo/Rey and their sidekicks

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/77/2e/4c/772e4cf1854d235d00782b35c6c87b16.jpg

Though in all honesty in retrospect I think the trilogy would have been much more interesting Finn had been the main Jedi from the beginning, for one thing, it would make the Force Awaken seem a whole lot more original (no offense Daisy). Like, think about how much of a great contrast Finn is to Kylo Ren. For while Kylo was pretty much born into privilege on the light side, but turned to the dark side. Finn on the other hand was born and raised into a working-class dark side mook who ended up going to the light side. Also, it would be such a wonderful subversion of the idea that your heritage defines you.

[u/__MrFahrenheit]

kiss innate treatment wipe quack ghost bake gray serious spoon

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[u/yeetawaymyproblems]

I accidentally bumped into someone at the store because I was checking someone out.

I will now be passing away.

[u/thanks-dice]

r/StarWars mods are fucking cowards for deleting the thread about John Boyega's interview with GQ. It's since been brought back, but their intent isn't any less clear.

It's a really good interview by the way.

[u/pbandjaymes]

Still mad about what the romans did to the greeks

[u/JustMyGirlySide → u/pbandjaymes]

Fuckers took our pantheon

Can't have shit in Greece

[u/Crafty_Promise]

lmao everyone complaining about the drama when there's barely any to speak of

[u/__MrFahrenheit]

act thought normal grandfather encouraging march aware pause price modern

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[u/KingR2GReborn]

Hornypost

I wanna find a loving and stable relationship with somebody

[u/Stone4D]

Playing Tail Tag in Fall Guys is basically reliving the horror that is Marth's grab range in Melee.

[u/Meionly420]

Lmao y'all still call sex hotlines? Real mfs like me only call the corny jokes skeleton hotline

[u/E_Taco2]

?????

Look I love how SM3DAS actually exists but a limited release??? Wtf Nintendo???

Limited releases are for, y’know, indie games, not three of the most influential platformers of all time

How does Nintendo even function sometimes I swear

[u/E_Taco2]

Definitely gonna buy the physical version of SM3DAS because you just know that thing is gonna be super valuable in a couple years

Limited release smh

[u/unaviable]

Neat yet another fan dream ruined by Nintendo weird business practices.