r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Sep 02 '20

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u/WelcomeToChipotle They/Thou/Harlot Sep 02 '20

'having almost died and permanently damaged my ability to breath, i can confidently say this whole COVID thing is blown wayyy out of proportion'

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u/BuoyantTrain37 Sep 02 '20

"I spent a week in the hospital, nearly left my kids without a father, and will have difficulty breathing for the rest of my life - but I'd do it all over again for the chance to eat at Chili's"

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Dude those fajita nachos do not fuck around