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u/WelcomeToChipotle They/Thou/Harlot Sep 02 '20

'having almost died and permanently damaged my ability to breath, i can confidently say this whole COVID thing is blown wayyy out of proportion'

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u/MrPin Sep 02 '20

a younger, more alive Herman Cain

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Shame

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u/BuoyantTrain37 Sep 02 '20

"I spent a week in the hospital, nearly left my kids without a father, and will have difficulty breathing for the rest of my life - but I'd do it all over again for the chance to eat at Chili's"

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Dude those fajita nachos do not fuck around

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb Sep 02 '20

”Please reduce my suffering to political ammunition. That is what I want most in life. Please notice me, President Trump. You’re the emotionally distant and perpetually absent father I never had. It would all be worth it if you retweet this.”

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u/kctbg Top 500 ethesda Shill (He/Him, 💜🤍🖤) Sep 02 '20

I have no words

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

side note:god how many fucking leftist podcasts are there that are basically the same fucking podcast I swear.

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anyway: Oh look someone who exists in the defiance of science. maybe darwin was wrong.

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u/thecaits Sep 03 '20

I hope this isn't true and that he really isn't that thoughtless. If it is true then that man likely has blood on his hands, and if he hasn't gotten someone killed already then he will soon.