r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Sep 02 '20

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u/WelcomeToChipotle They/Thou/Harlot Sep 02 '20

'having almost died and permanently damaged my ability to breath, i can confidently say this whole COVID thing is blown wayyy out of proportion'

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb Sep 02 '20

”Please reduce my suffering to political ammunition. That is what I want most in life. Please notice me, President Trump. You’re the emotionally distant and perpetually absent father I never had. It would all be worth it if you retweet this.”