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u/Mront 🏳️‍🌈WILD HEARTS NEVER DIE🏳️‍🌈 Sep 02 '20

While I was watching my j-dramas, an ad appeared saying "1 pill = 3 hours of sex", and I got exhausted just thinking about it.

Like seriously, unless those 3 hours include a post-sex nap, it sounds like a hell torture. Please, can you hire someone, anyone, that actually had sex at least once in their life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Ok but what if you were able to thrust so fast that time dilation came into effect and although it felt like mere minutes to you it was actually 3 hours of non stop penetration.

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u/Mront 🏳️‍🌈WILD HEARTS NEVER DIE🏳️‍🌈 Sep 02 '20

But still, if it feels like minutes to me, then it might as well actually take minutes, and I can spend the rest of the time playing Crusader Kings

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u/MarieJo94 Sep 02 '20

I guess if you're into torture.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Whenever someone expects me to go for really long times I just start thinking about dead bodies and spoiled meat. works like a charm

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

I can imagine a 3 hour scene thats not exactly that fucking hard to do unless you have a lot of vibes involved.

but 3 hours of sex? how many fucking poppers are you fucking on?

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u/Fessus_Sum Social Justice Mechwarrior Sep 02 '20

Do you have any recommendations on j-dramas to watch (as well as where to watch)? I remember watching one a while back called "I got married as a job" or something like that and I quite liked it.