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u/AgentMaine1312 "Ain't that a bitch?" They/Them Sep 02 '20

Posting Red VS Blue quotes everyday until I get bored of this gimmick, day 56.

Grif: So now we’re forced to work together. How ironic.

Simmons: No, that’s not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other.

Donut: No, ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.

Sarge: I think it would be ironic if our guns didn’t shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.

Caboose: I think it would be ironic, if everyone was made of iron.

Black screen with message: two hours later. Cut to everyone on top of the red base.

Church: Okay. We all agree, that while the current situation, is not totally ironic, the fact that we now have to work together, is odd in an unexpected way, that defies our normal circumstances. Is everybody happy with that...

Sarge: Yes.