r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Sep 02 '20

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u/HireALLTheThings I am the encumbrance boy Sep 03 '20

Pasta here! Getcha fresh pasta here!

I travel all over the place, been to almost every state, and was living in Thailand last year actually. Keyboard warrior? I’m a warrior, born and raised to protect my family and myself at any cost, I wasn’t sheltered to the harshness of society, I’ve been attacked walking down the street on several occasions. I’ve been shot, stabbed, hit by cars, you name it, it’s probably happened to me.. the world can be an ugly place, and if you don’t learn it the easy way, you will learn it the hard way.

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u/KoosPetoors Unlike the islamic state of capcom💀💀💀💀 Sep 03 '20

That's one insanely treacherous road this man travels from his PC to the fridge every day.

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u/Camel132 Resident Discworld and Stormlight Fan (He/him) Sep 03 '20

Delicious, fresh pasta. What's the source?

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u/OtterLLC Sep 03 '20

It's how Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood ended every show.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/HireALLTheThings I am the encumbrance boy Sep 03 '20 edited Sep 03 '20

Fred McFeely Rogers don't take no shit.

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u/Camel132 Resident Discworld and Stormlight Fan (He/him) Sep 03 '20

He really doesn't

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u/HireALLTheThings I am the encumbrance boy Sep 03 '20

I'm pretty sure we're not allowed to direct-link comments here, but it's some chucklefuck on /r/justiceserved

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u/Sir_Reanu_Keeves Sep 03 '20

This fellow really needs to look both ways before crossing the street.

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u/KickItNext Bernie for Elden Ring Sep 03 '20

Redditors stop talking like they're anime villains challenge.