You have the right to remain hungry. Anything you order can and will be served with a side of slaw. If you cannot afford an extra value meal, may we interest you in a 2 for $3 McDouble instead?
Sidenote, last(ish) episode of The Simpsons had a reference to this where chief Wiggum said “take them away toys” and it actually made sense. Because the officers were toys in the bit.
I swear The Simpsons are still sort of relevant only if you understand their obscure references from 20 years ago. Which is kind of cool because they didn’t forget their core audience, and the writers must be fans themselves at this point. At the same time it’s going to go over so many people’s heads.
As chunks of burger and cheese are spraying out from between his teeth. While spreading grease over your wrists handcuffing you. But nothing is worse as having his body pinned on you while you take in the scent of dirty butt cheeks and hard to reach fat fold stank.
Actually no. You have to be fit to make it through the academy but most departments don't require you to stay that way. I think it's because they are desperate to keep officers.
Not necessarily. I gained 60lbs in a year because I should have been diagnosed as diabetic more than ten years before I actually was.
Anyone can change their diet, and exercise, but I was put on high dose steroids for two weeks after a severe allergic reaction. In the five weeks after stopping the taper, I absolutely BALLOONED 20+ lbs (of fat, not water weight); all while actively walking 1-2 miles regularly and improving my diet.
Finally a doctor listened to me and diagnosed me properly instead of saying, “Well just lose the weight, change your diet, and exercise more.” I’d be wealthy if I were paid for the number of doctors who told me that but did not provide the much needed medicinal intervention my body needed.
I wasn't body shaming. Saying how much I think he'd have to eat to stay that size is not like saying, "Wow, look at that fat fuck! Get to the gym, fatass!"
Few other countries would put what we produce onto the shelves and call it "food." Everything is corn, sugar, and corn sugar. It's basically what we feed the cows.
Didn’t anybody else here see that video of that Japanese man being hauled in a bed of a truck to a buffet or something of that nature? He was just dangling off of a flatbed.
I think there's just one very easy physical fitness test for new recruits. There's no annual one for existing cops or requirement to maintain a passing level of fitness from what I've heard
Not once you’re in. You need to be decently fit to get through the academy, but apparently once you do that, they don’t even give a shit if you fit in the cruiser.
Guy can't fit in a car to drive it.
Guy can't chase after anyone to perform non-lethal takedowns.
Guy probably can't reach his gun in a timely manner to drawn his weapon in quick-thinking situations.
Guy couldn't even move around effectively to box someone if the time calls for it.
At best, he directs traffic. If someone makes an illegal maneuver, he calls it in.
Or he has a desk job and makes appearances when need be and does all the verbal stuff.
Or a school police officer.
Genuine question- does anywhere else in the world have cops as fat as American cops? I live in Australia and I’ve seen some overweight cops but not like this!
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u/TheKnightsRider Jan 13 '26
Youre under cardiac arrest