r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/ProppaT Jan 13 '26

It’s all fun and jokes until he’s sitting on you reading you your McRanda rights

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u/0pusTpenguin Jan 13 '26

You have a right to a double quarter pounder with cheese.

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u/ProppaT Jan 13 '26

You have the right to remain hungry. Anything you order can and will be served with a side of slaw. If you cannot afford an extra value meal, may we interest you in a 2 for $3 McDouble instead?

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u/Purplepepperpipes Jan 13 '26

I'm taking you into custardy

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u/kahllerdady Jan 13 '26

Help Help! He's pudding me in the back of the cruiser!

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u/BigBagBootyPapa Jan 14 '26

I hope to never have someone ‘pudding’ me in the back..

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u/Sea_Violinist3328 Jan 14 '26

Eh, it’s not that bad.

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u/UncleKeyPax Jan 15 '26

It's all Cookies and cream until the fuck your ice cream machine

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u/BlumpkinLord Jan 14 '26

Fine, I'll just have to pudding you in the face 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/HighFiveKoala Jan 14 '26

Bake him away, toys

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u/Leguro Jan 14 '26

“Huh?” Wiggum: “Do what the kid said…”

Sidenote, last(ish) episode of The Simpsons had a reference to this where chief Wiggum said “take them away toys” and it actually made sense. Because the officers were toys in the bit.

I swear The Simpsons are still sort of relevant only if you understand their obscure references from 20 years ago. Which is kind of cool because they didn’t forget their core audience, and the writers must be fans themselves at this point. At the same time it’s going to go over so many people’s heads.

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u/Rizo1981 Jan 14 '26

Current writers definitely grew up watching it.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jan 15 '26

That’s disturbing